Best quote from a game?

[redisforever]

Serious Sam II. Crap game, funny bits, though.

When his AI starts talking (she didn't before, just text):
Sam: Whoa, you can talk?
AI: Yeah, it's something to do with a bigger game budget.
Sam: A what?
AI: Never mind.

 

[Aphantas]

The Thoughts of "Destroy All Humans" Humans.
Examples
Japanese High-Schoolgirl:" Why are all the school uniform mini-skirts? is it not possible for a Japanese schoolgirl to have bad legs?" paraphrased of course
or the British Man who thinks "I don't get all the furor over fornication. I've done it i don't get what the big deal is about"

oh and Starcontrol 3 (2?)
"Dakdaklakdak Danger divided by the 63th power divided by warning. Dakdaklakdak" it came right out of the blue and was so memorable for some reason, maybe the fact it was repeated many times by the DakDak robots.

 

[NuclearOsprey]

"its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum....but i'm all out of gum" Duke Nukem

 

[HyperDalek]

"Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'M A POTATO!" -GLaDOS

 

[Nopraptor]

everything Irenicus from BG2 has ever said, ever.

also my personal GlaDOS faivorate: you will be baked, and then there will be cake

one from one of the max paynes: the flesh! the flesh of fallen angels! hi, i, i think im dead!

 

[Nupu]

"We All Make Choices, But In The End Our Choices Make Us."
-Andrew Ryan.

Almost everything Andrew Ryan says in Bioshock is awesome :3

 

[steph01a]

"Let's hear it"

 

[waratempire95]

uroboros will be released into the atmosphere insuring complete, global, saturation (wesker resident evil 5)

the right to be a god, that right is now mine (wesker resident evil 5)