Best quote from a game?

[Purkki]

A bunch of stuff from TF2:

"What was that, sandwich? Kill them all? GOOD IDEA!"
-Heavy

"Well, off to visit your mother!"
-Spy

"I told you to not touch that darn thing."
-Engineer

Half-Life 2 had some good one-liners too:

"Sometimes I dream about cheese."
-Resistance member

"I don't even remember when I had a shower last time."
-Resistance member

"Sheckley."
"What?"
"SHECKLEY!"
"WHAT?!"
"...Forget it."
-Sheckley and Griggs

 

[Himmelgeher]

A MAN CHOOSES! A SLAVE... OBEYS! -Andrew Ryan
Holmes vs Moriarty. Aristotle vs MASHEY SPIKE PLATE! -Wheatley
Nothing will protect you from me! NOT MEN! NOT WEAPONS! NOT ARMOR! -Alex Mercer
You exist because we allow it. You will end because we demand it. -Sovereign
I know what you're thinking, and it's crazy... unfortunately for us both, I like crazy. -Cortana
Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire and you were like 'NO WAY' and I was all 'we pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great. -GLaDOS
What a shame. -JC Denton

 

[DigitalAtlas]

"I hate Valve puzzles."

-Duke Nukem Forever.

 

[zombiestrangler]

"As long as you shall live, the heart of this army cannot be broken." -Victor Reznov

 

[Kerrie Garbett]

"After I kill you, I will rape your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle."-- Anhaedra, Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind

 

[Signa]

The whole intro to Bioshock is probably one of my favorite quotes in all of gaming. I'm too lazy to see if some one wrote it out on pages 2-4 though.

Edit: Also, "I'm going to the bear pits tomorrow, you wanna come with?" strikes so many amazing feelings and memories in me. Hard to ignore that one, even in the face of Andrew Ryan.

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

This was in Rome total war so it does count

In times of peace prepare for war.
or... a quote from our soon to be president...

"I die so that democracy may live." Liberty Prime

 

[Alyssacubi]

Practically anything from GLaDOS. xD

"I've covered wars you know?" - Frank West, Dead Rising.

"Hey, you the one killin' all the crap when people ask? The Catch-a-Ride near Fyrestone is more busted than my momma's girl parts. Really appreciate you takin' a poke at that. The uh, system, not my mom. Hot dog down a Skag den, know what I'm sayin'?" - Scooter, Borderlands.

"War, war never changes." - Fallout (Any) (That quote just makes me shiver is all, I love Fallout <3)

I've been recently playing Ratchet and Clank 3, this quote comes to mind as one that made me giggle:

"Anybody have any idea how to shut down this forcefield?" "Uh, H-26, why don't you try sticking your finger into the main power transformer?" "You sure that's a good idea sir? This thing looks pretty dangerous" "Suck it up 26, you got nothing to worry about! I've got special training in electronic...uh..thingymajiggies." "Okay, here it goes." "H-26? Come back." "Uh, H-26 has been vaporized sir...But the forcefield has been deactivated!" - Rangers, Ratchet and Clank 3

And to end on two that will forever make me squee:

"It's-a me, Mario!" - Mario, Super Mario 64

"It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

>What is Grue?

The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale." - Zork I

 

[Tax_Document]

"I have seen worlds bathed in the Makers' flames. Their denizens fading without so much as a whimper. Entire planetary systems born and raised in the time that it takes your mortal hearts to beat once. Yet all throughout, my own heart, devoid of emotion... of empathy. I... have... felt... NOTHING! A million, million lives wasted. Had they all held within them your tenacity? Had they all loved life as you do?"

- Algalon, The Observer.

 

[finagle]

"i knew it, I'm nothing more than an extra." Sacred 2 bandit death throw
I have made characters and played just to hear that line

 

[Smagmuck_]

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This... This was amazing... I LOL'd

 

[Wasiuta]

M.E.: Sheperd: You're not taking my gun.
Sheperd: Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring.

S.C.: Fenix (Borrowing from a human expression): I can still throw down with the best of the them.

All of the Joker speeches in Batman AA.

MW1: What kind of a name is Soap?

Deadpool's conversation with Deadpool in X-Men Legends II

 

[spartandude]

"Secrets are like herpes, you got them you might aswell spread them." - Harkin, Mass Effect

and who can forget

"Look at all that juice" - Domonic, Gears of War

 

[CRRPGMykael]

What is locked...can be opened.What is hidden...can be found.What is yours......

......can be mine.


From the official Thief: Deadly Shadows trailer.

 

[Wuggy]

Ok, I have three of these:

It's the greatest payoff for finishing a game. Ever!

I am a bad enough dude!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

 

[Millky95]

The entire "hold the line" speech in ME1. Then Mordin's line about it in ME2

 

[FallOutKing94]

Dear humanity... We regret being alien bastards .We regret coming to earth. And we most definitely regret that the corps just blew up or raggedy-ass fleet!- Halo 2 SGT.Johnson

 

[Henkie36]

Welcome to America! GTA IV

What's the password?
-Open this door, or I'll blow your head off.
Close enough. Half-Life 2

Sometimes, I dream about cheese. Half-Life 2

If it's at all possible, do you think you can keep my billion dollar suit out of harmsway for a while? Crysis 2

He's got to be taking a piss?! We just busted our asses to get to this LZ, and now they want us to all the way back down?! Call of duty 4: Modern Warfare

 

[Truniron]

" Son of a Submariner!" - Kefa, FFVI

" I am Error " Errol/Eror, LoZ II

" GET OVER HERE! " Scorpion, MK franchise

 

[Sebenko]

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