best random comeback?

[Soxafloppin]

'Shut up before i kill you and rape your corpse' usually suffices.

 

[Em1234]

"your chinese"
"your a chinese man"
"your a chinese dog"
"your a chinese dogs butt"
"your a chinese dogs dads butt"
"your a hair on a chinese dogs dads butt"
"your a flea on a hair on a chinese dogs dads butt"
"yeah?! well your the butt of a flea on a hair on a chinese dogs dads butt"

Then i got bored and left...

 

[DigitalSushi]

not random but effective against loutish idiots, if someone burps in your face reply
"smells like cum"

 

[a stranger]

you herp infected cow

 

[Trifixion]

"BURMA!"

"What? Why did you say Burma?"

"I panicked."

(Can always count on the Pythons...)

 

[Snotnarok]

"Your mom goes to clown college"

There is no possible response to this

[/lulz]

 

[Hollock]

Pee Wee Hermans making a comeback! Can you believe it?

on topic, Pee Wee Herman is the master of comebacks.

 

[RaigairTheOmnipotent]

my friends were having a go at me for saying rude words loudly at the bus stop (purly by accident, of course) they went on saying i was weird for nearly ten minutes then looked at me waiting for me to defend myself. unfortunatly i had drifted of and said out loud what i was thinking for a while

"Have you ever noticed how necrophillia goes with so many other crimes? murder, cannabilism, bestiality" the list went on.

i havn't spoken to them for a while actually..............

 

[DazZ.]

Random dick:I fucked your mum

Me:MY MUMS DEAD YOU FUCK TART!

Friend of mine replied to that with "Yeah I dug her up and lost her" to that. Was even funnier because he didn't know the guy.
I hate your mum jokes with a passion however.
[small]Edit: It wasn't you he said it to was it?[/small]

OT: "Your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

 

[ScarlettRage]

Me to my Gay friend : go suck a dick!
Him: i could before you!
Me: well you know i have these magical things called TITS

(sorry MODS true story)
if it is offesive to anyone i am sorry, but it was funny

 

[DoctorObviously]

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

 

[IamQ]

I can randomly during a match, shout "Homosexuality is wrong". I've got nothing against gay people, it's just something I say once in a while when it's going bad for me when plaing games with friends.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Me and my frined made up
"Oh yea, well, no."

 

[GrinningManiac]

It's a crying shame you did that to those kids

Ends the argument, makes him the bad guy and draw all attention onto him and off me

 

[Kwaren]

if i wanted a comeback i would wipe it off your chin

 

[geldonyetich]

Whatever. Someday, we're going to be dead anyway.

Sort of a, "woah, shit, why the hell did I think insulting him was going to make me feel better" sort of thing.

 

[weecath77]

"Lick my flange" was a favourite of mine.

 

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

I have said this on multiple occasions to multiple people.
Whenever someone says something is too hard, I would usually reply with "Do you know what else is hard? This table, it's very sturdy and made out of wood. Do you want to know what else have wood? This chair."
It works like a charm.

 

[Drundy]

guy:Hey Jeff your breath smells!
Jeff:Two camels in a tiny car!!!

 

[Ed.]

my friend had a bit of a rant going on about ow we where idiots and the rant ended

her: ..and despite you idiots my brain cells are still intact
me: what both of them?