best random comeback?

[Darth payder]

so's your face,
As a reply to anything is good then when they say that doesn't make sence add in another so's your face, silence garenteed!

i owe so much to scrubs

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

"I fucked your granma"
"My granma's dead, you idiot"
"I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot"

Oh Baseketball, how I love thee.

 

[Fuloqwam]

You can win without cursing and without even insulting them. Just ask them to repeat it, and then walk away mid-sentence. You get to be the classy one that way.

Or try this:
Them: "Your haircut is ugly"
You: "What?"
Them: "I said your haircu--"
You: "Shut Up."

Simple, but it works.

 

[jaammiie]

In your pants. Guaranteed laughs with that high class, sophisticated joke.

 

[atomicmrpelly]

My granny told me when she was at school they still had pens with inkpots and her friend stuck her ruler in hers. When the teacher saw it she said something predictable like 'What on Earth is that doing in there?' so the girl replied: 'It's for the goldfish to climb out.'... It worked apparently, she did not get the cane!

 

[Soxafloppin]

'Shut up before i kill you and rape your corpse' usually suffices.

 

[Em1234]

"your chinese"
"your a chinese man"
"your a chinese dog"
"your a chinese dogs butt"
"your a chinese dogs dads butt"
"your a hair on a chinese dogs dads butt"
"your a flea on a hair on a chinese dogs dads butt"
"yeah?! well your the butt of a flea on a hair on a chinese dogs dads butt"

Then i got bored and left...

 

[DigitalSushi]

not random but effective against loutish idiots, if someone burps in your face reply
"smells like cum"

 

[a stranger]

you herp infected cow

 

[Trifixion]

"BURMA!"

"What? Why did you say Burma?"

"I panicked."

(Can always count on the Pythons...)

 

[Snotnarok]

"Your mom goes to clown college"

There is no possible response to this

[/lulz]

 

[Hollock]

Pee Wee Hermans making a comeback! Can you believe it?

on topic, Pee Wee Herman is the master of comebacks.

 

[RaigairTheOmnipotent]

my friends were having a go at me for saying rude words loudly at the bus stop (purly by accident, of course) they went on saying i was weird for nearly ten minutes then looked at me waiting for me to defend myself. unfortunatly i had drifted of and said out loud what i was thinking for a while

"Have you ever noticed how necrophillia goes with so many other crimes? murder, cannabilism, bestiality" the list went on.

i havn't spoken to them for a while actually..............

 

[DazZ.]

Random dick:I fucked your mum

Me:MY MUMS DEAD YOU FUCK TART!

Friend of mine replied to that with "Yeah I dug her up and lost her" to that. Was even funnier because he didn't know the guy.
I hate your mum jokes with a passion however.
[small]Edit: It wasn't you he said it to was it?[/small]

OT: "Your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

 

[ScarlettRage]

Me to my Gay friend : go suck a dick!
Him: i could before you!
Me: well you know i have these magical things called TITS

(sorry MODS true story)
if it is offesive to anyone i am sorry, but it was funny

 

[DoctorObviously]

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

 

[IamQ]

I can randomly during a match, shout "Homosexuality is wrong". I've got nothing against gay people, it's just something I say once in a while when it's going bad for me when plaing games with friends.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Me and my frined made up
"Oh yea, well, no."