best unskippable lines of 2009

[ars731]

Unskippable is nearing the end of its first year, so what are your favroite lines from unskippable?

I'm going to make them pay! "Because I'm Alex Mercer, IRS agent" "


We're giving out free hugs!"


Russell here, I was a cyborg this whole time, bet you didn't see that coming


And that was (insert number here) time i died


MATILIDA!!!!


They say you'd gone insane "INSANE!!!! ME!?!?!!??!"

 

[Heart of Darkness]

"Compelling" and "Cinematic."

Also: "Good-bye, reasonable cutscene to gameplay ratio!"

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

Hooray if we're winning! Boo if we're not!

 

[Ren3004]

Infected with the taint.

Well, at least that lamp post is OK

Dammit moon, I knew you were up to something.

You've got to hand to the developers, they really put a lot of effort into accurately representing how hard it would be to understand a conversation, during a car chase, in a tunnel.


Also, any Unskippable recurring jokes are great.

 

[TimeLord]

If only burney were here, he'd totally surround this guy!

"Burneyyyyy Noooooooo"

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

Yeah Abraham Lincoln was a Ninja, why do you think he has that big hat?

 

[grubgrubjenkins]

vincent: now where did i hide the moon? oh wait there it is im watching you moon

 

[Chunko]

"What are you talking about assassins don't sit on benches"

Also valkyria chronicles was my favorite episode.

 

[Manhattan2112]

I can't remember it verbatim, but I laughed the hardest when I heard:

"Wait! Where did I put the moon?!"

vincent: now where did i hide the moon? oh wait there it is im watching you moon

Yeah, that was it.

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

"Hey look its Alex Mercer from Prototype *Gunshoot* That was Alex Mercer from Prototype."

"That was the one liner you were saving this entire time?"

"Ok my first act as squad leader I am declaring this a boosh free zone."

"Look t that guy in the back their, he will not drop his gaurd even in an elivator."

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Anything with Russel, that... bird is awesome.

 

[David_G]

If only burney were here, he'd totally surround this guy!

Heh, I agree I laughed at that.

 

[Jlundqvist]

I know what this murderweapon needs, My fingerprints!

 

[Above]

fishy mcsketcherson

 

[dasUnbekannte]

"Seriously, is the moon just BIGGER in Japan?"

"War has changed..."
"But according to the guy from Fallout 3, 'War never changes'..."

"Dis is T'ree Dog. Auuuu."

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

"the heat sink has become unseated."

Lost Odyssey, when the lava flowed all over the battlefield.