Best use of swearing in a song

[sarahvait]

"The Terrible Mr. Grimshaw". Just listening to someone lose badly at Counterstrike is funny by itself, but to a make an entire techno song to it? Still gets me. "Fuck" was never so lyrical as in this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-tWid3f8Pg

 

[Superballs]

Ha Ha

"When masturbation's lost it's fun you're fucking breaking"

"Wellllllllllll, Kyle's mom's a ***** she's a big fat *****, she's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world, she's the meanest ***** if there ever was a ***** she's a ***** to all the boys and girls....

On Monday she's a *****, on tuesday she's a ***** on wednesday through saturday she's a *****, then on sunday just to be different she's a super king ka-maya may bee-atch....

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest ***** in the whole wide, she's a mean old ***** and she has stupid hair she's a big big big big big big big *****...

Big big big big big big big big shes a stupid bitttch, Kyles mom's a ***** and she's just a dirty *****!"

"Piece of shit car...gotta piece of shit car"

"Jesus loves me yes I know" :S

 

[Cinder Block of Oppression]

The best use of bad words is no bad words at all!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/460854

 

[sirsolo]

Hot Dog by Limp Bizkit?
"If I say fuck two more times,
Thats 46 fucks in this fucked up rhyme."

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

Fuck This World - Slipknot

That would be Surfacing by Slipknot.

Sorry about pointing it out like that, but that annoys me...

EDIT: I would say Everything Ends by Slipknot, Right Now by Korn, and Again We Rise and Redneck by Lamb of God.

whatever, you got the idea

 

[Aries_Split]

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
motherfuckers!

-Killing In the Name by Rage Against the Machine-

Anything by Rage Against the Machine.

 

[WeedWorm]

For my official lyrics.....

"Fuck the world for all it's worth!
Every inch of planet Earth!
-PANTERA

All the money in the fucking world couldnt buy me a second of trust or ounce of faith in anything youre about, FUCK YOU ALLLLLL!!!

 

[God's Clown]

Personally - Stupid Mother Fucker and Bitches by MSI. My two favorite songs by them.

 

[killme]

NIN - Wish

i'm the one without a soul i'm the one with this big fucking hole
no new tale to tell twenty-six years on my way to hell
gotta listen to your big time hard line bad luck fist fuck
don't think you're having all the fun
you know me i hate everyone

only song to contain the words fist fuck to ever win a grammy..

for what it's worth

Beck - Mutherfucker

hey mr asshole, what's your big hassle?
sitting in your castle, judging everyone
you're acting like it's chill while the deal's gettin' ill
why don't you break your face on my head?
everyone's out to get you, ************

Tttal paranoia tryin' to annoy ya
everything I do is to try and fuck you up
eome trauma true and I was such a spasm
drop yourself on the situation, dude
everyone's out to get you, ************

 

[Acaroid]

dennis leary- Im an A..hole XD

 

[Gooble]

Since Rage have been taken, lets see...

"I know I could help you, I just don't fucking want to", Pendulum, Tempest
"Thou shalt not attend an open mic and then leave as soon as you have done your shitty little poem or song you self righteous prick"-Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip, Thou Shalt Always Kill
"You're a no good lazy ************"-Cage the Elephant, Back Stabbin' Betty
"Do this one more time and I'll bite your fucking fingers off"-Enter Shikari, No Sssweat
"I'm the King and she's my Queen, *****!"-Kasabian, Shoot The Runner
"Fuck tha police"-RATM (originally NWA), Fuck Tha Police
"You've got a bullet in your fucking head!!!"-RATM, Bullet in the Head

Edit: OMG, how did I forget Be Your Own Pet!

"I'm an independent ************; and I'm here to take your money; I'm wicked, rad and I'm here; to steal away your virginity!"-Bunk Trunk Skunk
"I'll drink your stuff and then puke it up, can't you tell I don't give a fuck"-The Beast Within
"Take a hint, and bitches leave"-Bitches Leave

 

[Dean Reilly]

Although it's not officially in the lyrics, the way Johnny Rotten used to stretch out the word "country" in Anarchy in the UK when they played it live always makes me smile.

 

[Chiasm]

Orgy - Stitches ( Surprised by the lack of Orgy fans here)

"I mean that fucking you is strange
And adored by me throughout
Oh no it's you again
Blessing you with every kiss"

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Shut your fucking face
Uncle fucker!
You're a cock-sucking ass-licking
Uncle fucker!

How has no-one said these yet? I will just say any song from South Park the movie.

Especially this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH6aj8ofBXk

Weeeeeeeellllll!...

 

[kdragon1010]

Boys in the Hood

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4882756770145200542

or

Kyle's Mom is a ***** from Southpark the movie.

 

[USSR]

I could fuck your brains out, but I don't feel like that tonight. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwDxtM4Au94]
(Ignore trippy video)

I don't know why, but now I'm afraid to go asleep....

o.o....

 

[Stjimmy888]

Dragon kick you ass in to the milky way- from the credits of godhand

...something about this line just makes me smile