Where teh hell is the barrel?Arisato-kun said:The greatest weapon ever would be this.
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It took a team of 30 to defeat the Death Star. It takes far less to destroy a gun.Xombee said:Hey guys, it's me, the Death Star.Akai Shizuku said:How does a dick joke made of metal compare to the Death Star?JFuss said:the penetrator from F.E.A.R its awesome ,provocative name and it pins fuckwits to walls!!
Oh don't mind me, just getting destroyed twice by tiny resistance forces.
Sorry, but anything that slow and easily destroyed simply wouldn't compare with the sheer volume of imaginative possibilities that the Portal Gun possesses.Akai Shizuku said:While you all have brought up some rather interesting points, put them all together and they still do not come close to this in terms of raw power:
http://earlvagary.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/deathstar.jpg
INTO THE FUCKING GROUNDThe Shrubbery Demander said:Doom - BFG 9000
...And I'm pretty sure this has been done before.
I have reposted that quote TWICE in the last two months. That is ridiculousFlying-Emu said:The Search button. There are multiple instances of things ridiculously similar to this thread here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.87564#1320997], here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.103621#1612977], here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.108895#1848375], here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.107979#1808200], and here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.105079#1680304].
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Gravity Gun. Beat a zombie to death with a mattress and tell me otherwise.
I'm pretty sure the guidelines say something against thread necro-ing. Something like "restart if the thread didn't have a post in over a month" or something.Flying-Emu said:The Search button. There are multiple instances of things ridiculously similar to this thread .I have reposted that quote TWICE in the last two months. That is ridiculous
Not by a long shot, the handle's too small to use it as a sword comfortably, and the blade on the end makes it an awful gun.Arisato-kun said:The greatest weapon ever would be this.
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So, it's ridiculously impractical, and that makes it a good weapon how?SillyGodDisco said:The Buster Sword from Final Fantasy VII just because the sword is like 2x bigger than Cloud and it doesn't break his back..
Indeed when you can hack your way through enemies with a sword that is completely impractical it makes you one dangerous killing machine.BolognaBaloney said:So, it's ridiculously impractical, and that makes it a good weapon how?SillyGodDisco said:The Buster Sword from Final Fantasy VII just because the sword is like 2x bigger than Cloud and it doesn't break his back..
Actually, that's pretty much the opposite of what it does. Seeing as your hefting a sword that probably weighs about 200 lbs, your not going to be able to swing it, and then your gonna get killed.SillyGodDisco said:Indeed when you can hack your way through enemies with a sword that is completely impractical it makes you one dangerous killing machine.BolognaBaloney said:So, it's ridiculously impractical, and that makes it a good weapon how?SillyGodDisco said:The Buster Sword from Final Fantasy VII just because the sword is like 2x bigger than Cloud and it doesn't break his back..