rather than just stating my personal opinion, i'm gonna leave a reason why i think either which way.
mario and peach.
oh god, right? it's so old and the love between the two is as empty as a morbidly obese child's spider-man lunch box after breakfast. this is exactly why they're the perfect celebrity couple of gaming. let's look at the facts; they're the most popular gaming characters in gaming history (well, mario is for any matter, peach is more like paris hilton). not only that, THEY HAVE MARIGE PROBLEMS, HUGE ONES. every time mario rescues peach, (which you can blame nintendo for being to lazy to come up with a new plot line), she give's mario the same blatant ungreatful reaction. imagine your mother making a special diner for you every saturday night just because she wants you to know she cares, but she give's it to you on the same unwashed plate every single time, oh gee whiz thanks, i can almost taste the cole slaw left over from 3 weeks ago.
every final fantasy love story can go straight to hell. none of those plot lines involve the fantasy of my dreams, what a misleading title, i know i shouldn't of wasted that 40$, i guess that makes me a rEEEEtard.
Nero and Kiryia (someone spell check that)
i agree with anyone who finds any relationship in Devil May Cry a bit of joke, but i have to give credit to DMC4. while the game was easy, repetitive, and the same old song and dance to you my friend, i personally liked the story line (and the girls). it follows the same line with mario where the princess the stolen away buy someone who weighs over ten tons and shoots doom lasers out of their mouths. but the main diference here is they ACTUALLY HAVE SOME SORT OF HUMAN EMOTION FOR EACH OTHER. i have a theory that mario secretly hires bowser to kidnap peach so he can use that as an excuse to go on a murderous killing rampage, he can cares less about the stuck up *****. Nero instead unleashes some power thing (no doubt it's over 9000 in some unit of measure, har har har) in rage upon seeing his girlfriend used like bait, talk about devotion, right? also, she's hot, everyone in DMC4 is hot; trish, the chick from DMC3 who's name escapes me (in the DMC4 cutscenes, she looks like she's trying to get someone to rape her) gloria, who's actually trish in disguise, and she also is doing everything in her power to get someone to rape her.
lastly, the funniest love story-in Marvel:Ultimate Alliance, Weasel, the sterotypical super geek, keeps staring at one of the valkaries in Vahalla. one of the things you can do as the player is tell the valkarie that he really likes her...hilarious. and lest we forget when deadpool was talking to Black Widow.
widow- "deadpool, what a surprise"
deadpool- "Black Widow! how good to see you!"
widow- "likewise"
deadpool- "hey, i've always been meaning to ask you something...ARE THOSE REAL?!?!"
widow- "i beg you pardon?!?!"
deadpool- "i mean, your teeth! they're just clean and shiny"
classic. terribly sorry for typing so much.
