Best Worst Movie Title Ever: Steampunk Samurai Biker Chick

Beefjerky

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/

I thought that was the "Best Worst Movie Title Ever"
 

mr_rubino

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Lullabye said:

But with actual girl parts?
Yeah, like that except:
Steampunk, not cyberpunk.
Samurai, not soldier with a big broad sword.
Biker, not casual rider.
Chick, not dude.

Cain_Zeros said:
If this movie takes itself seriously, they're doing it wrong.
No, then they're doing it hyper-correctly.
 

FoolKiller

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I'll prolly watch it. But really, this isn't nearly the worst movie title ever.

Personally I really hated "The Englishman who went up a hill but came down a mountain"

That's not a title... that's a fucking sentence.
 

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vansau said:
GiantRedButton said:
vansau said:


Over in Hollywood, there's a new movie in development called Steampunk Samurai Biker Chick,
You can tell thatyou contribute alot of coverage about gaming
Excuse me?
I didn't mean you wrote anything wrong, just that using the term in development for a movie sounds like gaming lingo slipping in :)
 

vansau

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GiantRedButton said:
vansau said:
GiantRedButton said:
vansau said:


Over in Hollywood, there's a new movie in development called Steampunk Samurai Biker Chick,
You can tell thatyou contribute alot of coverage about gaming
Excuse me?
I didn't mean you wrote anything wrong, just that using the term in development for a movie sounds like gaming lingo slipping in :)
Ah, ok. Sorry, I get attacked every now and then and am a little overly sensitive to sarcastic comments about how my stories aren't gaming related. I actually lived in LA for a while and heard "in development" used almost as much as "in production", so it's an interchangeable phrase to me :)
 

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When reading the description, all I could think of was Mikaela Banes (Megan Fox), and how completely disinterested I'd be in watching two hours of cliched tough/hot chick.

Not afraid to use sex appeal? How about not stooping to using sex appeal? I'd respect her a hell of a lot more.

And for a chick who is not supposed to be trusted, no matter what, she had BETTER be keeping that heist for herself. Because if she really IS the the type of 'tough girl' who has to breast-feed her loser boyfriend because she loves him so much, I'm gonna puke.
 

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AvsJoe said:
That isn't even close to the best movie title out there. The best one, by far, goes to this [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1568341/] little gem: Some Guy Who Kills People.



Really, that's a thing. There is (or, well, will be) a horror film with that title.
Do you know what it's about...........?
canadamus_prime said:
Please tell me that's only a working title. ...although I've heard worse.
This was exactly what I thought when I read it. If they're just putting out a casting call, it seems to be the working title. There will be plenty of time before this movie gets wrapped up.
 

AvsJoe

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PeePantz said:
AvsJoe said:
That isn't even close to the best movie title out there. The best one, by far, goes to this [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1568341/] little gem: Some Guy Who Kills People.

Really, that's a thing. There is (or, well, will be) a horror film with that title.
Do you know what it's about...........?
Oh, how I want to post a sarcastic answer...

From what little I heard about it, it's going to be a relatively standard slasher, with the only gimmick being the film's title. However, I haven't heard anything new about this film in a few months so much may have changed.
 

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The Random One said:
Fuel crisis in a steampunk setting?
Thats actually a pretty good question...
So if that pirate boyfriend steals fuel in a steampunk world, he is actually just stealing water and propably coal...? Thats just sounds a little stupid to me...

But i guess alot of shit is going down in a post-apocalyptic world, so i shouldnt really blame him...
 

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......I think this takes the record on names of movies that I will laugh at but never ever watch. Now placing "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus" into second place. Third place is now occupied by "The 41 Year-Old Virgin Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and felt Superbad About it."
 

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AvsJoe said:
PeePantz said:
Do you know what it's about...........?
Oh, how I want to post a sarcastic answer...

From what little I heard about it, it's going to be a relatively standard slasher, with the only gimmick being the film's title. However, I haven't heard anything new about this film in a few months so much may have changed.
Damn internet not displaying my sarcasm. I was just being silly and hoping for the obvious.
 

Nouw

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This title may be incredibly stupid but none can beat Titanic 2.

Hmmm... the Big Bang 2?
 

neoontime

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Wow, I am disappointed that the Japanese never thought of this. Oh wait, (searches on google)
 

Cudcat

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Classy!

Reminds me of the names in the Troma pantheon:

A nymphoid barbarian in dinosaur hell
Surf nazis must die
Coons! Night of the bandits of the night
and the unrelated but equally classy Jesus Christ vampire hunter.

If you think that most Hollywood movies these days are crud you might need to lower your standards. The above mentioned will undoubtedly help you with that.

(c:


EDIT: Oh, also:

Therumancer said:
http://teaser-trailer.com/movie/cowboys-and-aliens
He's got a Pip-boy. Cool!