Beta Testers Extract PlayStation All-Stars Roster

[GenGenners]

MY MONEY. TAKE IT.

 

[aksel]

Welp, I guess it's time to re-play MediEvil 1 and 2.

Also, WHERE IS CRASH? And preferably, the Naughty Dog Crash, not the tattooed up impersonator we have today.

 

[Kurt Horsting]

Raidan, but no Snake?
What is this bullshit?

Oh, and the new Dante? Eh, this isn't going well.

I think that they went with new dante cause Umvc3 has devil may cry 3 dante. Instead of fighting with capcom, they went with what they could easily obtain.

 

[deserteagleeye]

All I need to see now is Crash or Spyro and I'm in. But it better be the old ones! No one wants this.

Spoiler

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Awesome. Consider it purchased, on the leaked information available. No argument is acceptable that might counter the desire to throw down with these characters, in these stages.

 

[hazabaza1]

snip

Son, that ain't the Snake I'm talking about. Hell naw.
I'm talking about this manly S.O.B right here.

See this shit? He got a beard, he got a knife, he don't need nothing else. Big Boss, Naked Snake, Jack, John, whatever the fuck you wanna call him he got the skills and he got the style.
Bees? Got 'em. Porn mags? Hell yes. Stabbin' bitches and shaggin' EVA, that's all this crazy ************ does.
"Oh" I hear you say "he looks silly in his military gear"
Well my dear, first of all, you're WRONG.
HOWEVER
If you so desire a bit more style to your protagonist, a bit more swagger perhaps, no need to worry, this classy ************ has you covered.

BOOM
SEE THIS?
TRENCH COAT, HELL YEAH
EYEPATCH, HELL YEAH
He don't need no pussy little robot limbs, he don't need some shitty katana to flick about and be a little pansy with, heeeeeeeeeell no, this is BIG. MOTHERFUCKING. BOSS.
HELL
YEAH

 

[putowtin]

More Cole.....
"squeak of giddyness"

 

[Lord Beautiful]

*snippedy diggedy, all things going well until...*
SOLID. MOTHERFUCKING. SNAKE.

What.

Come on, dude. You had so much momentum built up. And then, that.

Naw.

 

[hazabaza1]

*snippedy diggedy, all things going well until...*
SOLID. MOTHERFUCKING. SNAKE.

What.

Come on, dude. You had so much momentum built up. And then, that.

Naw.

Shit.
It's Big Boss, isn't it?

 

[Aeshi]

Wasn't Sly Cooper in this game at some point too?

 

[Casual Shinji]

Still no Harry Mason and James Sunderland? OUTRAGE!

I wanna see them do battle a top a flying saucer.

 

[Innegativeion]

All I need to see now is Crash or Spyro and I'm in. But it better be the old ones! No one wants this.

Spoiler

My thoughts exactly. Playing Crash and Spyro at my neighbor's house is the very reason I bought a PS2 in the first place. (You know, because it had backwards compatibility? Unlike other sony consoles I could name.)

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Shit.
It's Big Boss, isn't it?

Yes.

Wasn't Sly Cooper in this game at some point too?

Also yes. Should still be in there, too. Can't imagine they'd remove one of the first characters they announced, especially considering how very Sony-exclusive he is.

 

[xyrafhoan]

The most interesting part of this was the new modes. The roster looks okay, the stages look boring and samey once you strip away the skins, but King of the Hill sounds like a good gameplay addition. Well, except for the fact that the stages are just THE SAME THING WITH SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT PLATFORMS. They should have ripped off Nintendo all the way to at least make their stages something more than an enclosed box with some platforms in it. It took me awhile to pin down why the design looked so boring, and I think that "Super moves are the only way to score points" will be the downfall of this game.

 

[hazabaza1]

Shit.
It's Big Boss, isn't it?

Yes.

Okay, edited for appropriateness.
Thanks for calling me out on that, didn't want to get confused.

 

[GamingAwesome1]

Sir Daniel Fortesque the knight who fell at the first charge! And Spike or Takeru or whatever the buggery nonsense he's called. Honestly quite good character picks there.

Colour me interested.