Bethesda Preps Bronze Army For Skyrim Release

[brainslurper]

One statue for every bug the dev team was too preoccupied making statues to fix!

 

[brainslurper]

I am just going to say that if I can get a hold of one, I am going to hollow it out and turn it into a custom PC case. That only has Elder Scrolls on it.

 

[Erana]

I hope those are just painted aluminum or they would be sooo heavy.

They're plastic, like those tacky santas and snowmen people put in their yards at Christmas. That said I'd love to put one of these out at Christmas.

I like the way you think.

Still, I'd like a solid bronze statues of video game characters to be discovered by our descendants generations down the line...
If they lost our disc technology, what would they interpret these people, found in small statues and as images on glass discs, to mean?

I know everyone ponders this, but the lifesize statues definitely make it more potent.

 

[SirCannonFodder]

This isn't the first time [http://www.bethblog.com/index.php/2008/07/25/the-brotherhood-of-steel-are-coming/] Betheseda's done this, they also made a legion of Brotherhood of Steel Paladins:

Spoiler: Our lasers will... overpower the sun?

Spoiler: Bow before them!

Spoiler: He's Huuuge

 

[StormShaun]

Is it strange i want to hug one of these statues?

No, I want to hug one myself.

Its just...soo awesome!

OT: I hope I get one of these with my game, and lucky people who get 'em!

Were would we put them, in the entrance, lounge, room...bathroom?

I saw good luck to everyone who pre-ordered the collectors Edition (Because thats how you get these statues I think?).

 

[QCX]

Bethesda: We don't fix our bugs, coz we spend all the money on bronze statues.

Seriously video game developers need to stop spending money on shit like this and actually spend it on making the game.

 

[Smooth Operator]

Calm down people it's just a bunch of molded plastic with a nice paint job.
But it would be cool if they make a real one for shits and grins then give it away as a prize or on auction, people would go ape shit over that.

 

[juraigamer]

One of those statues will be mine. Mark. My. Words.

My precious!

 

[Do4600]

One statue for every bug the dev team was too preoccupied making statues to fix!

Cause game developers cast bronze now, and they also hand paint all the packages the game comes in too.

 

[iLeikHip]

Well, time to level up my lockpicking skill.

 

[brainslurper]

One statue for every bug the dev team was too preoccupied making statues to fix!

Cause game developers cast bronze now, and they also hand paint all the packages the game comes in too.

They better be for how many bugs they aren't fixing.

 

[Ozymandius]

Do people seriously thing that Bethesda is going to be handing out 7 foot tall statues with every game purchase? Really?

And no, they're not made of plastic.