Beware Gamers: Fast Reflexes Means Short Sex

[Nageck]

I'm horrible at Halo... ladies.

 

[Ago Iterum]

So... 32 seconds ISN'T good?!

 

[Fightgarr]

"Hey baby, I play Bioshock... abnormally slow! And I loose every race in Burnout! Man am I slow at games. Oh yeah!"

I feel seduced already.

 

[Sh4dowSpec]

So if I have the reflexes of a cat on PCP, and can still rock the casba for as long or as short a time as I choose, does that make me a god?

I think the "as short a time as I choose" part is what makes you a God- because that means you can do it on command. Some pyschics bend spoons... Khell? He soils trousers.

Rarely my pants, I have this bullseye painted on the wall.
Wait what?

Oh, God--the images just won't come out! It burns! IT BURNS!!!

On-topic, though, this may or may not be true. Years of testing with many more subjects will be needed before it can be difinitively called one way or the other.

Man, it must've been interesting for these guys to try and get grant money to conduct this study...

 

[runedeadthA]

I do wonder if people will ever do a survey which Actually represents the majority of gamers...




(BTW could some please tell me which game the picture in the article is off, it seems familar but I can't put my finger on where)

 

[nova18]

Yeah, but has anyone ever had sex for more than 2 hours?

I have.
Oh yes my friends.
I was drunk as hell, it got boring after 20 minutes, and friction is a *****.

Sex should never go past 45 minutes, that's what it says in the manual.

 

[clicketycrack]

Well I've been doing it right the whole time then. I've always taken a viagra and a zoloft right before sex.

 

[Darkhill]

I don't get this at all. Who says you stop after just 1 mess? On a solo run I got up to 5.

So very pent up...

 

[Sennz0r]

I like the way the article talks about a test conducted on Dutch people, then here we get a picture of a Belgian statue.

That's probably beside the point but I noticed nonetheless.

Furthermore I can't really rely on these test results. I know people who have great reflexes in sports as well as gaming but also have considerable stamina in the sack (do not ask me why I know this I don't even know that myself).