Beware Gamers: Fast Reflexes Means Short Sex

[Sir_Montague]

Based on these results, I could just as easily reach the conclusion that being Dutch causes premature ejaculation.

Agreed. This is ridiculous. Ask my girlfriend

"Hey, Sir_Montague's girlfriend! What's he like in bed? Is he a quick shot? Slow? Does he satisfy you in all possible ways you could desire? Is he into buttsex?"

Yeeeeeeah, probably better if I don't >_>

Lol. Yeah, I guess in retrospect that was technically rhetorical...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Based on these results, I could just as easily reach the conclusion that being Dutch causes premature ejaculation.

Agreed. This is ridiculous. Ask my girlfriend

"Hey, Sir_Montague's girlfriend! What's he like in bed? Is he a quick shot? Slow? Does he satisfy you in all possible ways you could desire? Is he into buttsex?"

Yeeeeeeah, probably better if I don't >_>

Lol. Yeah, I guess in retrospect that was technically rhetorical...

Is that why they call it a "Dutch Cap"?

(Sorry...sorry...sorry)

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Speed runs ftw

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

so what kind of men are not good at sports and video games at the same time?
The money bucket hoarding ones?

 

[axia777]

I can personally say that does not apply to me and most likely does not apply to millions of mean around the world. I am sick at WipeOut HD at any mode or league. UnReal? Heads shots all around. What ever. I can last an hour or more if I want to.

Causation does not mean correlation. End of story....

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

Based on these results, I could just as easily reach the conclusion that being Dutch causes premature ejaculation.

Agreed. This is ridiculous. Ask my girlfriend

What's her number?

 

[PurpleRain]

"Hey baby, I play Bioshock... abnormally slow! And I loose every race in Burnout! Man am I slow at games. Oh yeah!"

 

[ward.]

Personaly I think this is good news, because I have shit reflexes and dig gamer chicks.

 

[milomalo]

and thats why i sucks in fps and just play rpgs XD

 

[Jumplion]

So if I have the reflexes of a cat on PCP, and can still rock the casba for as long or as short a time as I choose, does that make me a god?

Like you need an actual reason to be called one.

As for the article itself, not enough research was done to really prove anything.

 

[milskidasith]

This sure is an... interesting... study. I wonder just how the defined premature ejaculation, as well.

Oh wait, I'm supposed to be making jokes now. >.>

 

[TsunamiWombat]

So if I have the reflexes of a cat on PCP, and can still rock the casba for as long or as short a time as I choose, does that make me a god?

I think the "as short a time as I choose" part is what makes you a God- because that means you can do it on command. Some pyschics bend spoons... Khell? He soils trousers.

 

[Zer_]

Upon re-reading the OP I just get this horrible image of some quick-shot gunslinger in bed with a lass.

And yah, I really don't think this study is remotely true. There are way more other factors that could lead to pre-mature ejaculation.

 

[Asehujiko]

And in a language that every games will actualy understand: This is why the M249 SAW is superior to the Desert Eagle .50 AE in any shape or form.

 

[stompy]

Wait, wait, wait... why just the Dutch? I mean, if it's to have any validity, shouldn't it include a group of various different ethnic backgrounds?

 

[nekolux]

Well i guess we make up for the oil consumption by being an SUV =P