Bieber B-cancelled

[T3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st]

This morning, "Hit" new music "Artist" Justin Bieber's free Sydney concert was cancelled because a bunch of fan girls camped outside the Sunrise Studio (Australian TV morning show) since 6pm the previous day!

The cops stopped the show because a bunch of noobs fainted because they didn't think to drink anything (/facepalm)

Link- http://www.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/story/2010/04/26/police-cancel-justin-bieber-sydney-show/

(and yes I realise how bad the title pun is)

 

[Daipire]

thank god, allah, or the flying spagetti monster.

Whoever was in charge for this miracle.

 

[LongAndShort]

I laughed so hard when I first saw this on the news this morning, and every time I'm reminded I laugh harder.

Anybody in Sydney up for going and breaking his knee-caps?

 

[T3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st]

Never underestimate the raw power of the fangirl. Still, bit of a disappointment for them, they caused the cancellation! Har.

Apparently liking Justin Bieber causes your brain to try and kill itself by depriving itself of water and food.

must be a female thing...

 

[Wolf-AUS]

I have two friends, both their sisters went to this thing. I honestly can't believe he is this popular, they had his "song" on the news, it sounded like the exact same thing over and over and over.

P.S: Pararaptor, your avatar scares the shit out of me.

Anybody in Sydney up for going and breaking his knee-caps?

I think this would only result in hordes of sympathetic fan girls, I believe we'd be unleashing worse than we started with.

 

[T3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st]

I laughed so hard when I first saw this on the news this morning, and every time I'm reminded I laugh harder.

Anybody in Sydney up for going and breaking his knee-caps?

perhaps...

I got a few hundred crowbars


Gordon Freeman style!!!

 

[JonnoStrife]

Hell yes, watched this earlier today on morning tv (In Australia) and a girl broke her knee and like 5 others collapsed.

 

[T3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st]

Hell yes, watched this earlier today on morning tv (In Australia) and a girl broke her knee and like 5 others collapsed.

the retards are killing themselves!!!!

Excellent news!

 

[LongAndShort]

I laughed so hard when I first saw this on the news this morning, and every time I'm reminded I laugh harder.

Anybody in Sydney up for going and breaking his knee-caps?

perhaps...

I got a few hundred crowbars


Gordon Freeman style!!!

Awesome. Do you have a blue one?

 

[Randomist]

I laughed so hard when I first saw this on the news this morning, and every time I'm reminded I laugh harder.

Anybody in Sydney up for going and breaking his knee-caps?

perhaps...

I got a few hundred crowbars


Gordon Freeman style!!!

i would fly down from brissy to help out... i shotgun using a cricket bat. got to keep it aussie

 

[T3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st]

I laughed so hard when I first saw this on the news this morning, and every time I'm reminded I laugh harder.

Anybody in Sydney up for going and breaking his knee-caps?

perhaps...

I got a few hundred crowbars


Gordon Freeman style!!!

Awesome. Do you have a blue one?

red yellow green blue magenta pink brown urrr... brorange?

all colours of the big half-circle thing in the place where the big orange thing is...

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Dem gurls B stoopid.

DRINK, DAMN YOU!

 

[LongAndShort]

I laughed so hard when I first saw this on the news this morning, and every time I'm reminded I laugh harder.

Anybody in Sydney up for going and breaking his knee-caps?

perhaps...

I got a few hundred crowbars


Gordon Freeman style!!!

Awesome. Do you have a blue one?

red yellow green blue magenta pink brown urrr... brorange?

all colours of the big half-circle thing in the place where the big orange thing is...

I'll say it again. Awesome.

We should start a group, 'Australians for beating the shit out of gay so called 'Musicians' with crowbars (Gordon Freeman Style!)'
It's a working title, but I like what it implies.

 

[T3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st]

-super snip-

I'll say it again. Awesome.

We should start a group, 'Australians for beating the shit out of gay so called 'Musicians' with crowbars (Gordon Freeman Style!)'
It's a working title, but I like what it implies.

I'll start on a club HQ

(my tree house)

 

[LiquidGrape]

I say replace Bieber with Henry Rollins.


He'd convert those mindless drones to reason within five minutes.

 

[fletch_talon]

I want to complain about how this is how incredibly stupid this generation of children is.
Then I recall seeing rather similar images of middle aged women mentally masturbating over Patinson because he plays a sparkly vampire.

For christ's sake, this Bieber kid looks as feminine as most of his fans.

 

[Layz92]

Let's start handing out liquor to his fans maybe? Lets see how giggly and squealy they are at his shows when they have rocking hangovers (and trashed 12 year olds with hangovers would be kinda funny to see).

-super snip-

I'll say it again. Awesome.

We should start a group, 'Australians for beating the shit out of gay so called 'Musicians' with crowbars (Gordon Freeman Style!)'
It's a working title, but I like what it implies.

I'll start on a club HQ

(my tree house)

I'll join... I've got a couple of blades if it starts getting too serious. (I believe his fans are brain dead enough to count as zombies) And I can bring my own bat, I've got a big heavy old softball bat in my bedroom.

Not sure if this sounds too serious to mods so yeah... I AM NOT saying this seriously

 

[teutonicman]

This kid became a "worldwide sensation" all thanks to one song? No I call bullshit, I don't care how popular this video was (just watched the video..... 83.3 million views) the best that should get you is internet fame. Also the kid looks 13, 14 tops.

Edit: HOLY SHIT that song has so much auto-tune, can the child not sing?

 

[Beartrucci]

When I heard about this I pissed myself laughing. Then when I saw it on the news I laughed even harder. Then I laughed even harder when I found out that two of my cousins in Sydney were a part of that screaming horde of fangirls.

 

[SnowCold]

Hell yes, watched this earlier today on morning tv (In Australia) and a girl broke her knee and like 5 others collapsed.

the retards are killing themselves!!!!

Excellent news!

I'm so proud! [http://biblauragraphy.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/darwin.jpg]