BioShock Infinite Review: A Head in the Clouds
Columbia is nothing like Rapture, and that's a very good thing.
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Columbia is nothing like Rapture, and that's a very good thing.
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"Way to advance gaming as a medium, guys. Sexist escort missions, here I come!" It's not an escort mission, I explicitly state that it's not an escort mission in the review. You are wrong.WarpZone said:So the bad guys are normal humans just following orders, the real enemy is political corruption and cultural decay, but the protagonist has no actual ability to speak or argue and instead EVERYTHING revolves around the player leading one helpless female NPC around and shooting people in the head.
Way to advance gaming as a medium, guys. Sexist escort missions, here I come!
I can't wait for the pre-scripted cutscene where the game goes "look how racist the people in Columbia are!" by like torturing some innocent people to death or whatever, and you can't actually shoot the bad guys or do anything about it, you just have to sit there and watch it happen because GAME WON'T LET YOU!
I'm guessing they were making it an actual sequel to Bioshock until Dishonored dropped. Then they were like "OMG! A trend! Change the whole franchise! Copy that shit!"
I honestly hope I'm wrong and the game turns out to actually be good, but to date the industry hasn't given me any reason to be optimistic.
MikeWehner said:"Way to advance gaming as a medium, guys. Sexist escort missions, here I come!" It's not an escort mission, I explicitly state that it's not an escort mission in the review. You are wrong.WarpZone said:So the bad guys are normal humans just following orders, the real enemy is political corruption and cultural decay, but the protagonist has no actual ability to speak or argue and instead EVERYTHING revolves around the player leading one helpless female NPC around and shooting people in the head.
Way to advance gaming as a medium, guys. Sexist escort missions, here I come!
I can't wait for the pre-scripted cutscene where the game goes "look how racist the people in Columbia are!" by like torturing some innocent people to death or whatever, and you can't actually shoot the bad guys or do anything about it, you just have to sit there and watch it happen because GAME WON'T LET YOU!
I'm guessing they were making it an actual sequel to Bioshock until Dishonored dropped. Then they were like "OMG! A trend! Change the whole franchise! Copy that shit!"
I honestly hope I'm wrong and the game turns out to actually be good, but to date the industry hasn't given me any reason to be optimistic.
"you just have to sit there and watch it happen because GAME WON'T LET YOU!" You are wrong.
"I'm guessing they were making it an actual sequel to Bioshock until Dishonored dropped." You are wrong.
"I honestly hope I'm wrong" Well congrats, because you ARE wrong!
Now stop being an Amazon-esque review bomber and shut your mouth before you play the game. <3
TF2 hats have a huge amount of power over meCapitano Segnaposto said:DAYSTAR!Daystar Clarion said:Preordered on Steam ages ago
Steam says it's unlocked on the 25th.
It is currently the 25th.
[HEADING=1]steam y u no let me play bioshock infinite?![/HEADING]
You know the rules! No pre-ordering games. They are the evil that corrupts our youth and eats ours babies, all the while destroying the gaming industry!
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