Biscuits!

[him over there]

Well shit guys, you know the phrase too much of a good thing, I don't think I can look at biscuits again, biscotti maybe but I just suffered biscuit overload. I think this is the best way I can put it:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1ZdtrobBKw

Don't speak such nonsense, you're gonna be okay man, just... just lie down, everything will be fine.

You're gonna make it! Just don't fall asleep!

Thank you for the support, and even though everyone I know calls them cookies I don`t. Not even because they`re biscuits but because of the butchering of the english language involved. You don`t cook `cookies`you bake them. Therefore they should be called `bakeys`.

 

[Starik20X6]

Dammit, now it's biscuit time.

Also, epic want:

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Dammit, now it's biscuit time.

Also, epic want:

Holy shit, ninja biscuits!

They'll kick your arse and your hunger.

 

[Joshimodo]

While your other topics are pretty tiresome, this is a good one.

I approve of this PSA.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

While your other topics are pretty tiresome, this is a good one.

I approve of this PSA.

Tiresome you say.

I'm going to interpret that as 'your threads are so good that I'm very tired after reading them because they are so amazing and funny'.

 

[Dethenger]

WAIT A MINUTE HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

American here. Am I to understand, and please correct me if I'm mistaken, that in reality cookies [http://pective.com/m/cookie] are actually biscuits [http://truebrit.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/the-digestive.jpg], and what I call biscuits [http://thefinancialbrand.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/countybank-biscuit.jpg] are actually scones? [http://www.longorshortcapital.com/GJ%2520Scone.jpg]
Then are these [http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/7/71707/1403040-oreo_cookie.jpg] actually milk's favourite biscuit? And what the fuck are these? [http://www.makeandtakes.com/wp-content/uploads/front-scones-041.jpg]
I refuse to accept this nonsense! Utter and total

wait.

What? [http://www.browneyedbaker.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/pumpkin-scone-side.jpg]

I take it all back! I embrace this new reality! Just tell me where I can get these!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

WAIT A MINUTE HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

American here. Am I to understand, and please correct me if I'm mistaken, that in reality cookies [http://pective.com/m/cookie] are actually biscuits [http://truebrit.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/the-digestive.jpg], and what I call biscuits [http://thefinancialbrand.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/countybank-biscuit.jpg] are actually scones? [http://www.longorshortcapital.com/GJ%2520Scone.jpg]
Then are these [http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/7/71707/1403040-oreo_cookie.jpg] actually milk's favourite biscuit? And what the fuck are these? [http://www.makeandtakes.com/wp-content/uploads/front-scones-041.jpg]
I refuse to accept this nonsense! Utter and total

wait.

What? [http://www.browneyedbaker.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/pumpkin-scone-side.jpg]

I take it all back! I embrace this new reality! Just tell me where I can get these!

It's simple.

We kill the Batman You hop on a plane and come to the UK for afternoon tea.

It's only proper.

 

[D-Ray]

I have a significant other from the UK and has shown this American the ways of the biscuit and tea dunking. He imports the good stuff....

I am forever greatfull.

 

[alandavidson]

Tea and biscuits... I love your proposal and mass amounts of biscuit porn.

 

[Alssadar]

Why do you barrage my American mind with such amazing displays of biscuit-related deliciousness?
I cannot handle this! I must abort before brain explodes... *American-pity Poof*

 

[JasonKaotic]

I saw the topic name and immediately knew it was you.
Never leave us, Daystar.
*salutes*

 

[bfgmetalhead]

this might be the best thread I have ever been on (personaly I like to mix it up with all the types in one session. Those biscuits are damn good at some jolly co-operation.)

 

[Tharwen]

This is a thing that I got for my Birthday last week:

Spoiler

(Also, there was an earthquake. That's why it's shaky)

That's right. 1 yard of perfect, unadulterated Jaffa Cake.

When does the voting start on the best biscuit porn?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I saw the topic name and immediately knew it was you.
Never leave us, Daystar.
*salutes*

Thanks man

this might be the best thread I have ever been on (personaly I like to mix it up with all the types in one session. Those biscuits are damn good at some jolly co-operation.)

*Sunbro fist*

Praise the Sun!

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Oh hey, you changed your avatar . Not by much but still ^^!! Looks good

 

[Daystar Clarion]

This is a thing that I got for my Birthday last week:

Spoiler

(Also, there was an earthquake. That's why it's shaky)

That's right. 1 yard of perfect, unadulterated Jaffa Cake.

When does the voting start on the best biscuit porn?

Last week? So they still do them in that size.

I haven't seen one in years, I thought they had stopped making them.

This is good to know.

 

[Fitzcaraldo]

At least that's one thing us Australians can agree with the British on. Biscuits are biscuits, and cookies do not exist.

Now excuse me while I go acquire a cup of tea and some shortbread.

EDIT: I'm out of shortbread. Damn you, biscuit gods! Why have you forsaken me?

 

[Death Carr]

MY GOD!

How could you have not mentioned the gloriousness of the Scotch Finger. ITS TWO BISCUITS COMBINED INTO ONE!!!

(I dont know how to insert images)

 

[Trippy Turtle]

The one with the nice custard thingy in the middle I like, but otherwise COOKIES.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The one with the nice custard thingy in the middle I like, but otherwise COOKIES.

You heard the man.

I don't appreciate this kind of negativity and disobedience.