Bitter, bitter rejection.

[Captinchunk]

Kill her? Feel better ^^

 

[Cody211282]

Yes but you get boobs(they are aesthetically pleasing)

Everybody comes back at me with something along those lines XD

and control over most the relationship(at least in my case).

I would probably kack myself if i were given control over a relationship, I wouldn't know what to do!

It could be worse you could have "The Song That Never Ends" stuck in your head

very true... but now knowing me i'm going to have the urge to go and listen to it now XD thanks very much.

OT: any type of comedy movie should work. Whenever i'm down I go watch Shaun of the Dead. Seen it loads of times but I still love it

1. That's because it's true, but it's only a part of the females arsenal of attention grabbing, and almost all of it is highly effective

2. No one know what to do half the time, last time I had full control the relationship dies faster then Old Yeller.

3. Haha do it, I swear just thinking about it got it stuck in my head. Damn you Lamb Chops!

OT: Hot Fuzz might be better then Shaun of the Dead for getting over a girl, mostly because there isn't any in the movie, and whatever you don't watch Casino Royal, believe me it just doesn't help

 

[Contun]

I've never been rejected... but then again, I've never asked anyone out...

[HEADING=1]And here's a baby seal. Look! He hasn't even been clubed yet![/HEADING]

[HEADING=1]Cheer up... Come on... Come on.... Come ooon![/HEADING]

 

[Cody211282]

Kill her? Feel better ^^

That is the worst advise ever, of all time.

 

[Cody211282]

I've never been rejected... but then again, I've never asked anyone out...

[HEADING=1]And here's a baby seal. Look! He hasn't even been clubed yet![/HEADING]

[HEADING=1]Cheer up... Come on... Come on.... Come ooon![/HEADING]

Oh its so cute it makes me want to get my clubbing on!

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

Ah, Higurashi. The cutest thing that's ever given me nightmares. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel]

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I do it again? Why, I just can't seem to help myself.

You evil bastard

You can just tell that cats picturing the demise of those birds look into its sullen souless eyes consumed by hunger and feral instinct, cute kitten nay all but an act were it able there would be nothing but bloodied corpses staining the wooden bench. And on the subject of ducks did you know thye reproduce through rape?

Enjoy your picture.

Ever see cats mate? Pretty close to rape there and the Internet worships them. The Internet worships rape!

 

[Strykz]

At least you had the balls. That is the bottom line.

 

[BluenetteDiviner]

3. Haha do it, I swear just thinking about it got it stuck in my head. Damn you Lamb Chops!

Damn you, I did it. It shall haunt me for days now. XD


OT: Yeah, Hot Fuzz is good too Funny film for the moderately strong stomached.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

Kill her? Feel better ^^

That is the worst advise ever, of all time.

What about "Do her sister! If she does not have a sister, do her mom or her dog... which could incidentally still be her mom!"

Seems like some bad advice to me.

 

[nolongerhere]

I've never been rejected... but then again, I've never asked anyone out...

[HEADING=1]And here's a baby seal. Look! He hasn't even been clubed yet![/HEADING]

[HEADING=1]Cheer up... Come on... Come on.... Come ooon![/HEADING]

Oh .. it's ... so ... [HEADING=1]CUTE![/HEADING]

Spoiler: My reaction to the seal.

 

[Casual Shinji]

I've never been rejected... but then again, I've never asked anyone out...

[HEADING=1]And here's a baby seal. Look! He hasn't even been clubed yet![/HEADING]

[HEADING=1]Cheer up... Come on... Come on.... Come ooon![/HEADING]

Oh its so cute it makes me want to get my clubbing on!

That's the problem with those seals.

They just take it lying down. *badum tish*

 

[AfroTree]

Girls are a dime a dozen. get over it.

Thanks. Really spectacular contribution to the thread there. Perhaps you'd like to add something more. Perhaps a funny anecdote or two, or maybe just some humorous pictures of cats. Something to lighten the mood somewhat. You know, like I asked in the OP.
Oh, and if the girls you ride with come out to only a dime for a dozen, then I'd get down to the clinic.

Maybe don't be such a emo kid and post about your rejection on forums? Free advice.

brutality man

also

um

I AM BATMAN!?

 

[Rainboq]

Hey man, it happens, but you simply move on

 

[Cody211282]

Kill her? Feel better ^^

That is the worst advise ever, of all time.

What about "Do her sister! If she does not have a sister, do her mom or her dog... which could incidentally still be her mom!"

Seems like some bad advice to me.

Yes but they don't land you in jail as hard as murder does, and lets face it jail=butrape.

 

[nolongerhere]

Ah, Higurashi. The cutest thing that's ever given me nightmares. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel]

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I do it again? Why, I just can't seem to help myself.

You evil bastard

Nya-Ha-Haaa! Mwahahaha! And etc. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilLaugh] And I'll stop now. This is turning into an overly long joke. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverlyLongGag]

 

[Cody211282]

3. Haha do it, I swear just thinking about it got it stuck in my head. Damn you Lamb Chops!

Damn you, I did it. It shall haunt me for days now. XD


OT: Yeah, Hot Fuzz is good too Funny film for the moderately strong stomached.

Don't worry it will get worse when you remember it for no reason and get it stuck in your head again, you can never unhear that song.

 

[DarkRyter]

Girls are a dime a dozen. get over it.

That's cheapest brother I've ever heard of.

 

[Cody211282]

I've never been rejected... but then again, I've never asked anyone out...

[HEADING=1]And here's a baby seal. Look! He hasn't even been clubed yet![/HEADING]

[HEADING=1]Cheer up... Come on... Come on.... Come ooon![/HEADING]

Oh its so cute it makes me want to get my clubbing on!

That's the problem with those seals.

They just take it lying down. *badum tish*

Plus they make the best coats!

 

[Biosophilogical]

How's this for weirdness.
A girl a couple years below me had a crush on me (I nipped that thing in the bud BTW)
My Friends think I'm gay.
My bus friend thinks I'm leaning more towards asexual.

So yeah, I have three different friend groups, and they all think I'm something different.

Not enough? I have no normal friends at all, and not in the 'weird but the same' way. One is a crazy sex-driven parkour guy, one's a super-smart Anglican, another is a depressed mathematician, another is a 'mind in the gutter' soccer player, another is a party goer, one is rather reserved, another is a rugby player, a couple others are chess players and one has such a disfunctional family that he looks like the peak of sanity in comparison. So yeah, my tight group of friends is far from normal (as apart from our friendship we tend to have almost nothing in common).

So .... does a weirdness contribution count towards this thread?

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

Meh. Shit happens, good friend. I've been rejected. Look on the bright side: this girl doesn't think you're stalking her, right? Because one girl I got rejected by now has some paranoid acid fantasy that I'm stalking her, and if she even passes by me in the hall she cringes.

And now to lift the mood:

I direct you to any given video on youtube featuring quotes from Army of Darkness, the most epically hilarious movie to be made.