Black & White Monster Penis Almost Got Peter Molyneux Knifed

[paragon1]

I wish with all my heart that I could say that story surprised me. I really, really do.

 

[MasterChief892039]

I wouldn't be offended by an in-game schlong. As a hetero chick whose seen a fair number of lady nipples in game, I can tell you I feel overdue for a nice wang. Though I think that having it "morph" depending on how excited the creature is is a little over the top... probably doesn't make it much better considering the creature is an ape.

 

[Criquefreak]

I'm more curious to know whether he was on these not class A drugs before or after his rise to success as a game designer. I desperately hope after, kind of like the way rock and roll stars seem to do; that way we can just boot him from making games for reasons of sanity. If not, publishers and developers might start overlooking the results of drug testing hoping to pull a Molyneux.

 

[superbatranger]

What did I just read?.....

 

[Macheteswordgun]

Oh Peter, You So funny :}....But seriously, Bring back Armor. Or I will shank you.

I will hold him down plz bring back armor not queer ass clothes.

I could see Peter doing this probaly wanted it in the fable games to.....

 

[Sovvolf]

Molyneux, you crazy bastard!

I have to try the B&W games. Should I start with 2?

I think either are good enough. Though I haven't tried the second game so I could be talking out of my arse. However you can get the first game for about £3 on Play.com so well that might worth checking out. I have it on my comp and it's hilarious. Especially if you want to play an evil shite. Dropping boulders on peoples house, catapulting children into the sea... Leaving corpses in the nursery area... All possible in B&W 1.Which sort of begs the question... Why was the taliwacker the controversial thing here?. You can feed your monster children.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

In spite of his reputation, I'm starting to like this guy. He's clearly got a sense of humor.

 

[atomictoast]

I wasn't surprised by the idea of Peter being crazy as hell, but what got me in this whole article was the idea that Media Molecule was formed by a designer who spent countless hours rendering a monster's penis.

 

[minarri]

Haha I listened to this, yes I think Molyneux is crazy.

Yeeeeah I don't think it's necessary to have listened to this in order to come to that conclusion.

 

[snow]

This is why I love the world of gaming, only here will you find such... Interesting things happen. xD!!

True or not, this is still very, very hilarious.

 

[1blackone]

Molyneux, you crazy bastard!

I have to try the B&W games. Should I start with 2?

I prefered 1 but i'm pretty sure alot of people would disagree with me there.

OT: Thank god that was never in the game, I would just be creeped out totaly.

Yea start with 1. Number 1's pace starts the "Ok, now make a civilization" plotlines right when you BEGIN to get bored of throwing buildings/people/making forests, etc. while B&W 2 throws you into RTS-land quicker and at a much higher difficulty curve.

OT: this man is trying to teach us, through video games, how to befriend small children and get them to do things for us. Insisting on genitalia for a character is actually a rather benign departure, for him =P.

 

[Greyfox_Shep]

Now I want to see everyone who played the game erase those mental images.

 

[Cuppa Tetleys]

I didn't know Molyneux was into that sort of thing, truly a strange yet entertaining man

 

[Thnelis]

And it was fully morphable as well?
Kind of makes you wonder what an evil schlong looks like...

 

[Beryl77]

When I read the thread title, I was like "What the hell" and when I read about his story I literally had this expression .