Blatant Lies

[FPLOON]

I have bookmarked every thread I have commented on... (which means you are all on my "PM" hit list...)

The Prime Minister of New Zealand is on my hit list.

He must PM you constantly, then... I know I would...

 

[Barbas]

I have bookmarked every thread I have commented on... (which means you are all on my "PM" hit list...)

The Prime Minister of New Zealand is on my hit list.

He must PM you constantly, then... I know I would...

Every day - I stole all of his pens.

 

[FPLOON]

I have bookmarked every thread I have commented on... (which means you are all on my "PM" hit list...)

The Prime Minister of New Zealand is on my hit list.

He must PM you constantly, then... I know I would...

Every day - I stole all of his pens.

Oh noes! That's better than when I stole all of those pencils in high school!!

 

[Fijiman]

I am not considering replacing my laptop.

I wouldn't consider doing that if I had the money to do so.

 

[Living_Brain]

Belgium is famous for yer mum.

I don't remember you.

I still hate you, so that's nice.

 

[Fijiman]

The next person to post better have my money or the whole thread goes up in spam.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't just beat Pokemon Black 2.

I didn't warm up to it in the end. Unlike White, I'm not walking away from the E4 wondering why I wasn't playing a more fun version as much.

 

[Barbas]

This day was bright and productive. Shit got done.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not maybe moving out.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm glad that the Escapist decided to bring back the banner ads just for The Elder Scrolls Online. I missed the banner ads dearly.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm going to be an asshole and demand you buy the subscription and ascend from the dung of the Escapist into the warm embrace of The Publisher's Club. I'm amazed I even still talk to you, cretin.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm going to be an asshole and demand you buy the subscription and ascend from the dung of the Escapist into the warm embrace of The Publisher's Club. I'm amazed I even still talk to you, cretin.

How dare you even suggest that I join such a thing. I can only imagine all the horrid things you have in there. Also, I always have money and like the idea of using my money online.
[sub]I've let my brother use my bank account to buy a few things online and now my account is somehow overdrawn by $70[/sub]

 

[Barbas]

I can summon skeletons with my magic toasting fork.

 

[FPLOON]

I TOTALLY know what a "Hollerback Girl" is because I'm dating one right now!

(I feel educated in the ways of modern literary language...)

 

[Living_Brain]

Hollaback Girl is a horrible song that doesn't feel like nostalgia.

 

[thesilentman]

I post here everyday now.

 

[FPLOON]

I have never posted here in my life!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I've seen you before.

 

[FPLOON]

No one will ever see me... because I'm invisible...