Blatant Lies

[Rooster893]

I hate my forum title.

 

[FPLOON]

I love your forum title...

 

[Barbas]

Upside-down avatars invite heresy.

 

[FPLOON]

Right-side up avatars, right now, creep the fuck out of me!

 

[Fijiman]

I will stab anyone who copies my avatar's gravitational orientation.

 

[Living_Brain]

I will stab anyone who copies my avatar's gravitational orientation.

Challenge has not been accepted.

EDIT: I did not just miss 1337 posts. I'm not slightly disappointed.

 

[Fijiman]

I will stab anyone who copies my avatar's gravitational orientation.

Challenge has not been accepted.

EDIT: I did not just miss 1337 posts. I'm not slightly disappointed.

I shall now stab you in the face...guts... You give me a lot of options for stabbing. For that I shall stab you even more.

 

[Living_Brain]

I shall now stab you in the face...guts... You give me a lot of options for stabbing. For that I shall stab you even more.

I love options. Also, you should probably aim for the cerebellum and the ganglia deep inside.

 

[Barbas]

This is not amusing.

 

[FPLOON]

I am not entertained right now...

 

[Fijiman]

I stab you all now!

 

[Barbas]

Stabbing makes me lose all control of my emotions.

 

[Living_Brain]

The avatar joke hasn't been played long enough already. I shouldn't switch to my March Mayhem avatar, (NOT the one made by CaramelFrappe Drummodino) Had to give proper credit where it is due

 

[Evil Smurf]

HOT SPORKS, HOT SPORKS, GET YOUR HOT SPORKS HERE!

 

[Barbas]

HOT SPORKS, HOT SPORKS, GET YOUR HOT SPORKS HERE!

I need a hot spork for my pork! It needs to handle extreme torque.

 

[Evil Smurf]

HOT SPORKS, HOT SPORKS, GET YOUR HOT SPORKS HERE!

I need a hot spork for my pork! It needs to handle extreme torque.

Let me talk about torque, let me talk about spork, let hot spork talk about torque. Hot spork can torque, extremely sporkly.

$4.99 a pair or $3 for ten.

 

[Barbas]

HOT SPORKS, HOT SPORKS, GET YOUR HOT SPORKS HERE!

I need a hot spork for my pork! It needs to handle extreme torque.

Let me talk about torque, let me talk about spork, let hot spork talk about torque. Hot spork can torque, extremely sporkly.

$4.99 a pair or $3 for ten.

That's a bargain and I'd be a moron not to buy! SOLD!

I will take twenty, please - I have some rather torquy pork.

 

[FPLOON]

I did not just waste my 1000th post on a niche thread in the Off-Topic Discussion section...

 

[Fijiman]

I do not laugh at your waste of a post.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I control flows of water with my knees.