Blatant Lies

[Dr.Susse]

It's because sundials were banned last week.

 

[Barbas]

Yes, the lousy gummint at work again.

 

[Padwolf]

It's not been a while since I was last here! I am not happy to be back!

 

[Barbas]

It's not been a while since I was last here! I am not happy to be back!

You have not been missed. I am going to spank my hamster in rage.

 

[Padwolf]

It's not been a while since I was last here! I am not happy to be back!

You have not been missed. I am going to spank my hamster in rage.

But it's a huge, not innocent animal!

 

[Barbas]

It's not been a while since I was last here! I am not happy to be back!

You have not been missed. I am going to spank my hamster in rage.

But it's a huge, not innocent animal!

Well, I told Donald this would happen if he didn't stop stealing my Cheerios!

 

[Padwolf]

Well, I told Donald this would happen if he didn't stop stealing my Cheerios!

What if I said that it wasn't me who was stealing your Cheerios?

 

[Barbas]

What if I said that it wasn't me who was stealing your Cheerios?

I would not be angry at all, but I would expect better from Hades!

 

[Fijiman]

It is Pi Day!

 

[FPLOON]

This post was posted on a Friday...

 

[Fijiman]

Bullshit! It was posted on Wednesday and this was posted tomorrow!

 

[Barbas]

Time is messed up, yo. This calls for a visit to the Onion King.

 

[dalek sec]

Not annoyed at the changes to the Escapist layout now.

 

[FPLOON]

Tomato King > Onion King

 

[Barbas]

Not annoyed at the changes to the Escapist layout now.

As a gesture of sympathy, I shall play for you the tune of my people.

Also, there's no way to change it back - there's no Toggle Channels button at the bottom of the page. It's a lie, a filthy lie!

 

[dalek sec]

I didn't finish watching the whole series of "Black Lagoon".

 

[FPLOON]

Remember the scrolling video selection shortcut on the right side of certain Escapist pages?

Pepperidge Farms doesn't...

 

[FPLOON]

I didn't finish watching the whole series of "Black Lagoon".

I always recommend that show to kids under the age of 6...

 

[Fijiman]

I didn't finish watching the whole series of "Black Lagoon".

I'm not watching that via Toonami.

Remember the scrolling video selection shortcut on the right side of certain Escapist pages?

Pepperidge Farms doesn't...

I sure as hell don't remember and miss it. It made finding out what videos are available without going to the main page(which I almost always do) extremely difficult. The not overly large contest thing that has replaced it is so much better and completely useful. Not a complete waste of space at all.

 

[FPLOON]

Remember the scrolling video selection shortcut on the right side of certain Escapist pages?

Pepperidge Farms doesn't...

I sure as hell don't remember and miss it. It made finding out what videos are available without going to the main page(which I almost always do) extremely difficult. The not overly large contest thing that has replaced it is so much better and completely useful. Not a complete waste of space at all.

I even entered said contest... I'm SO going to win it, regardless...