Blatant Lies

[Terratina.]

I'm not posting here just to fix my avatar.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not posting here just to fix my avatar.

Get out, nobody would want you here anyway.

OT: I don't only have two things left in my school year to do.

 

[Barbas]

I'm not posting here just to fix my avatar.

Get out, nobody would want you here anyway.

OT: I don't only have two things left in my school year to do.

I never went to school - it is for squares and chumps, you see.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Is this banana gluten free?

 

[FPLOON]

To me, that's a stupid question...

 

[MemLCol TBOT]

pineapples are horrible fruit, nobody likes them.

 

[FPLOON]

Steven Colbert is my daughter!

 

[Fijiman]

I am the best liar ever! No one lies better than I!

 

[Barbas]

Coke adds life!

 

[FPLOON]

I created coke... off your own back...

 

[Fijiman]

Everyone should click on every ad they ever see.

 

[FPLOON]

Everyone should click on every ad they ever see.

Dammit, Chuck! I do that already!!

 

[Evil Smurf]

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

 

[Barbas]

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

I cut people's faces off and wear them, so technically I kiss everyone's mother with that mouth!

 

[Chrozi]

Sega announced Phantasy Star V for next gen.

*sigh*

 

[Fijiman]

You all look like overweight beavers with sligshots.

 

[FPLOON]

You have all taught me how to breathe underwater...

 

[Barbas]

I got bored yesterday, so I changed my name to ************ Jones.

 

[FPLOON]

I got bored yesterday, so I changed my name to ************ Jones.

You shouldn't have changed it to Basketball Jones...

(No, that was not a bad Space Jam reference...)

 

[Barbas]

I got bored yesterday, so I changed my name to ************ Jones.

You shouldn't have changed it to Basketball Jones...

(No, that was not a bad Space Jam reference...)

I hated Space Jam. Michael Jordon strangled my cat and kicked my brother into a swimming pool.