Blatant Lies

[FPLOON]

I got bored yesterday, so I changed my name to ************ Jones.

You shouldn't have changed it to Basketball Jones...

(No, that was not a bad Space Jam reference...)

I hated Space Jam. Michael Jordon strangled my cat and kicked my brother into a swimming pool.

You must be happy that Space Jam 2 doesn't exist, right?

 

[Fijiman]

I am very enthusiastic about stuff right now.

 

[Rooster893]

Sega announced Phantasy Star V for next gen.

*sigh*

Capcom has just announced Sega vs. Capcom, also for next gen!

*also sighs*

 

[Fijiman]

I care deeply about what Sega and Capcom are doing.

 

[FPLOON]

I care deeply about what Sega and Capcom are doing.

I did the same thing with Rockstar one time...

 

[Terratina.]

I haven't procrastinated today.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm not preparing to go to a convention tomorrow...

 

[username sucks]

I am not excited at all about spring break starting to tomorrow.

 

[FPLOON]

I am not excited at all about spring break starting to tomorrow.

Because bitches hate spring break, right?

 

[username sucks]

I am not excited at all about spring break starting to tomorrow.

Because bitches hate spring break, right?

No they don't. I mean they do. I mean...

This is why I make sure to always post in this thread.

 

[FPLOON]

I am not excited at all about spring break starting to tomorrow.

Because bitches hate spring break, right?

No they don't. I mean they do. I mean...

This is why I make sure to always post in this thread.

But, this thread is nothing but an elaborate dream to trick us into selling cookies!

MY WINGS ARE SO UGLY!!

 

[Barbas]

MY WINGS ARE SO UGLY!!

And your hair looks like it was drawn on with crayons by an infant!

 

[Fijiman]

This statement is false.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I can load this page.

 

[FPLOON]

I can load this page.

I can't load your avatar!

 

[Barbas]

This page...it loads like a champ.

 

[Fijiman]

You look like a champ.

 

[Barbas]

You look like a Dark Souls knight.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I didn't just make a user group version of snakes and ladders.

 

[Fijiman]

I didn't just make a user group version of snakes and ladders.

I believe you and you shouldn't post a link.