Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

*feeds crap to a fish*

 

[Barbas]

My fish was named Bernard, but he died in the great typhoon of 2166.

 

[Fijiman]

I am a Ghoul.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I am totally cool

 

[Barbas]

I've just accidentally destroyed the Acropolis.

 

[FPLOON]

Wait... There are THREE different Metropolis moves?

I call BULLSHIT!

 

[Fijiman]

The Space Monkey Mafia is the single most powerful mafia to ever exist.

 

[Barbas]

They're nothing compared to my genetically perfected giraffe cabal.

 

[FPLOON]

I hate Peanuts... and that football-headed kid!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I didn't squeal like a fan-girl when one of my comments was read by a Twitch streamer

Nope, kept it totally cool

 

[FPLOON]

I didn't squeal like a fan-girl when one of my comments was read by a Twitch streamer

Nope, kept it totally cool

I've never had that same exact feeling... I don't think I'll like it, though...

 

[Evil Smurf]

I didn't squeal like a fan-girl when one of my comments was read by a Twitch streamer

Nope, kept it totally cool

I've never had that same exact feeling... I don't think I'll like it, though...

I did not fangirl all over Patrick Stewart.

 

[Fijiman]

The Escapist isn't being derp today.

 

[Barbas]

The Escapist isn't being derp today.

No idea what you're on aboot, Philip.

 

[Fijiman]

The Escapist isn't being derp today.

No idea what you're on aboot, Philip.

I AM PHILIP!

 

[Barbas]

The Escapist isn't being derp today.

No idea what you're on aboot, Philip.

I AM PHILIP!

*PRRRP* Aaahahahahahahaha!

 

[Fijiman]

The Escapist isn't being derp today.

No idea what you're on aboot, Philip.

I AM PHILIP!

*PRRRP* Aaahahahahahahaha!

[HEADING=3]RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE![/HEADING]

 

[FPLOON]

I know how to make a grand entrance... into your social prison of self-loathing...

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'm totally not getting stuff done

 

[Fijiman]

I'm totally not getting stuff done

I'm sure whether that is supposed to be a lie or sarcasm.