Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

I am releasing a new console at E3

 

[FPLOON]

I will be streaking at E3!

 

[Barbas]

I will be attending E3 at all.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I totally don't have a history exam in a half-hour

 

[Barbas]

I did one of those once.

 

[username sucks]

I don't... Not be done with...

You don't know what? This game is great. I love it with all my heart because I am just FANTASTIC with opposites.

 

[Barbas]

There will be no dawn for men.​

 

[Fijiman]

I don't... Not be done with...

You don't know what? This game is great. I love it with all my heart because I am just FANTASTIC with opposites.

You shouldn't try harder.

 

[FPLOON]

Oi!

Your words speak louder than your actions!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'm not excited now that I have Outlast DLC

 

[Fijiman]

I am jealous of Taco's DLC.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I bought the new taco DLC: Chilli sauce, it's really good but has divided the fanbase into the people who like hot food and the filthy casuals.

 

[FPLOON]

Taco has DLC? Why did everyone tell me?!

 

[Fijiman]

Because everyone likes pizza.

 

[FPLOON]

Everyone Likes Pizza: The Sitcom

Starring Pizza Pizarro and Lil' Cheddar

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I didn't just change avatars

 

[FPLOON]

I didn't just change avatars

I haven't noticed...

 

[Barbas]

I didn't just change avatars

I haven't noticed...

Me neither. I need to pop these eyeballs out and give them another wash; I have to do that every three weeks or I get the Wibbles.

 

[Fijiman]

I didn't just change avatars

You should consider changing it to a dinosaur.

 

[username sucks]

I know exactly what I'm doing.