Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

X-Men is absolute shit. Don't even bother with it.

 

[FPLOON]

X-Men is absolute shit. Don't even bother with it.

I won't take your word for it... or not bring friends to join me...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am totally at war with logic and emotion. I'm torn in two.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My avatar is the god of all avatars.

I never thought my avatar was the god of all avatars!

DON'T WORSHIP ME!

[HEADING=1] PRISE HELIX! [/HEADING]

No friend, the way of the Dome is the future. Repent!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I just took a shit so bad, that I confused it for one of your posts.

 

[Barbas]

Turok 2 is a shit game, yo. Truly awful.

 

[Fijiman]

I am the best driver ever! All bow before my driving prowess!

GOATS!

 

[username sucks]

I am the best driver ever! All bow before my driving prowess!

GOATS!

Nay, I am the best driver! I have never hit a single mailbox, and I certainly have never hit the same group of mailboxes on two seperate occasions!

 

[Barbas]

I used to be John Pertwee.

 

[Protocol95]

In order to avoid redundant lies I read through the first 881 pages, (not sure about 882 though).

 

[Fijiman]

I will punch you all into sticks.

 

[Barbas]

I will punch you all into sticks.

You're too late; I've already accomplished this with my mind.

EDIT: It was terribly graphic.

 

[Fijiman]

I will punch you all into sticks.

You're too late; I've already accomplished this with my mind.

EDIT: It was terribly graphic.

Fine then, I'll just have to punch the stick you're in into a pebble!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not rewatching Supernatural.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am made of straw. A straw man if you will.

 

[Fijiman]

I am not tired and my feet don't hurt.

 

[Barbas]

I lost my feet on Wednesday.

 

[FPLOON]

My mom did not see The Room last night...

 

[FPLOON]

In order to avoid redundant lies I read through the first 881 pages, (not sure about 882 though).

That was both smart and stupid...

Your hoverboard made of sand will reach your place of residence in more than 8 to 10 non-business days...

 

[Fijiman]

My mom did not see The Room last night...

I bet she loved every minute of it.