Blatant Lies

[FPLOON]

My mom did not see The Room last night...

I bet she loved every minute of it.

Quite the opposite... She hated it all the way through!

It didn't help that she wasn't making fun of it alongside her sister, my cousins, and myself not included...

 

[Fijiman]

All your mamas are a bunch of stupid bitches.

 

[FPLOON]

All your mamas are a bunch of stupid bitches.

I could not say the same for all your dadas...

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm not working today.

 

[Barbas]

I'm not working today.

Neither am I. Glorious, isn't it?

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm not working today.

Neither am I. Glorious, isn't it?

I'm not leaving, now. It was a long day, and it went by slowly. This makes me sad.

 

[Barbas]

I'm not working today.

Neither am I. Glorious, isn't it?

I'm not leaving, now. It was a long day, and it went by slowly. This makes me sad.

I hate my co-workers. I guess I'm kind of unlucky in that respect. They're pretty abrasive people.

 

[Headsprouter]

I hate my co-workers. I guess I'm kind of unlucky in that respect. They're pretty abrasive people.

I haven't seen you say this before in the group. That sounds crappy. The people you wouldn't call my co-workers always share a shift with each other.

I've been home for ages, now. It wasn't a 45 minute walk back in which I stopped to grab lunch.

 

[Barbas]

I haven't seen you say this before in the group. That sounds crappy. The people you wouldn't call my co-workers always share a shift with each other.

I've been home for ages, now. It wasn't a 45 minute walk back in which I stopped to grab lunch.

I don't like stopping on the way home to grab lunches - there just isn't some strange charm to it. No bonus points if it's an informal eatery owned by someone who knows your name!

 

[Headsprouter]

I don't like stopping on the way home to grab lunches - there just isn't some strange charm to it. No bonus points if it's an informal eatery owned by someone who knows your name!

I didn't eat at a chain restaurant, I'm far too cultured for that.

 

[Ubiquitous Duck]

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a man.

 

[FPLOON]

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a man.

I've never had that same thought process before...

 

[Barbas]

For many years, I have closely studied the lives of snails. I believe I am close to a breakthrough that will change everything.

 

[Headsprouter]

Today is not the same as yesterday but later in the day. I know when I will quit, so I'm not worried i'll be here absurdly long.

 

[Barbas]

Today is not the same as yesterday but later in the day. I know when I will quit, so I'm not worried i'll be here absurdly long.

I know the feeling.

 

[Headsprouter]

Today is not the same as yesterday but later in the day. I know when I will quit, so I'm not worried i'll be here absurdly long.

I know the feeling.

It's not something that only really happens when working with relatives. Things are a lot more formal, you see, and it's likely that people will be shy about asking more of you.

Sad ending, though. I didn't leave at 4, like I expected.

 

[FPLOON]

I was FROZEN today!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm ice ice baby

 

[Fijiman]

Today is not the same as yesterday but later in the day. I know when I will quit, so I'm not worried i'll be here absurdly long.

I do not call shenanigans on you avatar.

 

[Headsprouter]

I do not call shenanigans on you avatar.

I did not consider that you might call shenanigans.

I may or may not change it back, you will see. From this angle it is not even harder to distinguish what it is.