Blatant Lies

[Dalek Caan]

They gave me back my son.

 

[EilaliE]

Today.. I didn't wake up with a spider close to my face.

 

[Barbas]

Today.. I didn't wake up with a spider close to my face.

I think he was just trying to be welcoming - they're brilliant performers with a rich culture, but they have to get really close to their audience, you see, so you can hear their tiny bongos.

Dalek Caan is my boyfriend. And I am also an Asian chick from Greenland.

Inconceivable!

 

[FPLOON]

I did not think I saw a Dalek on a Hub movie commercial...

 

[EilaliE]

I've been trying to solve a puzzle which has two pieces. But, it seems like I've lost one of the pieces.

 

[Barbas]

There's nothing adorable about guars.

 

[EilaliE]

I've never wanted to hug a Muk.

 

[FPLOON]

I have never seen the show Malcolm in the Middle...

 

[Barbas]

I have never seen the show Malcolm in the Middle...

I totally foresaw the father's hideous transformation into a meth fiend.

 

[Fijiman]

My pants are currently on fire so I'm using Barbas' pants to put mine out.

 

[FPLOON]

I have never seen the show Malcolm in the Middle...

I totally foresaw the father's hideous transformation into a meth fiend.

I'm pretty sure EVERYONE saw that twist coming...

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have never seen the show Malcolm in the Middle...

I totally foresaw the father's hideous transformation into a meth fiend.

I'm pretty sure EVERYONE saw that twist coming...

I have meth dusted popcorn.

 

[FPLOON]

I have meth dusted popcorn.

You didn't have me at "popcorn"...

 

[Barbas]

Toffee popcorn is worst popcorn.

 

[EilaliE]

I have the ability to read minds.

 

[Fijiman]

I TELEPORTED BREAD!

 

[Barbas]

I TELEPORTED BREAD!

I ate mine telepathically.

 

[EilaliE]

I'll be burying bodies all weekend.

 

[Fijiman]

I'll be burying bodies all weekend.

YAY BODIES!

 

[Barbas]

Haggis and black pudding on a cheese pizza never works.