Blatant Lies

[EilaliE]

Your duck's name is Howard!

Apparently, my duck has been living a double life.

 

[Barbas]

[small][sub]I made out with a mod once.[/sub][/small]

 

[FPLOON]

Your duck's name is Howard!

Apparently, my duck has been living a double life.

I'm guessing your duck used to not live with Mandark, then...

[small][sub]I made out with a mod once.[/sub][/small]

Didn't TimeLord thanked you for that make-out session?

 

[Barbas]

Your duck's name is Howard!

Apparently, my duck has been living a double life.

I'm guessing your duck used to not live with Mandark, then...

[small][sub]I made out with a mod once.[/sub][/small]

Didn't TimeLord thanked you for that make-out session?

He did indeed. He was also kind enough to offer me a cheeseboard. I was humbled by his generosity and virility.

 

[Fijiman]

Barbas is actually a cat in disguise.

 

[EilaliE]

I'm a jigglypuff. Whenever I sing people around me fall asleep.

 

[FPLOON]

[small][sub]I made out with a mod once.[/sub][/small]

Didn't TimeLord thanked you for that make-out session?

He did indeed. He was also kind enough to offer me a cheeseboard. I was humbled by his generosity and virility.

That sounds pretty terrible, if I do say so myself...

Barbas is actually a cat in disguise.

That wouldn't explain Evil Smurf's purring coming out of Barbas' mouth...

 

[Fijiman]

[small][sub]I made out with a mod once.[/sub][/small]

Didn't TimeLord thanked you for that make-out session?

He did indeed. He was also kind enough to offer me a cheeseboard. I was humbled by his generosity and virility.

That sounds pretty terrible, if I do say so myself...

Barbas is actually a cat in disguise.

That wouldn't explain Evil Smurf's purring coming out of Barbas' mouth...

And that's just the half of it as Evil Smurf is actually Gabe Newell disguised as Count the Count disguised as the Black Knight disguised as Jeffery disguised as Captain Planet disguised as a lamp post disguised as Daffy Duck disguised as the hobo behind the downtown bakery disguised as Mayor Adam West disguised as five surly midgets disguised as Oprah disguised as Superman disguised as Clark Kent disguised as the Muffin Man disguised as Woody disguised as Gabe Newell disguised as some non-famous guy disguised as a robot disguised as a dwarf disguised as your computer disguised as Kim Jong Un disguised as Nathan Fillion disguised as a trailer disguised as a mouse disguised as a house disguised as Queen Elizabeth II disguised as Mister Rodgers disguised as an adorable Internet meme cat!

 

[FPLOON]

Barbas is actually a cat in disguise.

That wouldn't explain Evil Smurf's purring coming out of Barbas' mouth...

And that's just the half of it as Evil Smurf is actually Gabe Newell disguised as Count the Count disguised as the Black Knight disguised as Jeffery disguised as Captain Planet disguised as a lamp post disguised as Daffy Duck disguised as the hobo behind the downtown bakery disguised as Mayor Adam West disguised as five surly midgets disguised as Oprah disguised as Superman disguised as Clark Kent disguised as the Muffin Man disguised as Woody disguised as Gabe Newell disguised as some non-famous guy disguised as a robot disguised as a dwarf disguised as your computer disguised as Kim Jong Un disguised as Nathan Fillion disguised as a trailer disguised as a mouse disguised as a house disguised as Queen Elizabeth II disguised as Mister Rodgers disguised as an adorable Internet meme cat!

Damn, son... That must mean my whole life has been nothing but a lie trapped in a truth trapped in a stripper trapped in a mafia boss trapped in a movie extra trapped in a republican trapped in a democrat trapped in a pencil trapped in a used tissue trapped in a funny bone trapped in a microphone trapped in a Transformer trapped in the paper bag Shia LaBeouf "stole" trapped in an enigma trapped in a dead pirate trapped in an underground CD label trapped in a brain trapped in a jar trapped in a ghoul trapped in a school trapped in a parody trapped in a "rarity" trapped in a pony trapped in a homie trapped in a WOMBO COMBO!


...And it's not all thanks to you, my worst enemy...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm NOT [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ohi6Rm6Hhc] in a Let's Play channel with IRL friends.

 

[EilaliE]

I saw the poster above me kissing Santa Claus.

 

[Barbas]

I saw the poster above me kissing Santa Claus.

I saw him pull a gun on the man.

I'm NOT [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ohi6Rm6Hhc] in a Let's Play channel with IRL friends.

I didn't watch it. It wasn't all that entertaining.

 

[EilaliE]

2 + 2 = 5

 

[EilaliE]

I can fit inside a pumpkin.

 

[RobertNick]

It's not you, it's me.

 

[Barbas]

I wasn't you, it was the gambling problem!

 

[Fijiman]

I am plotting to take over the world again. Who's with me?!

 

[Barbas]

I am plotting to take over the world again. Who's with me?!

Count me in, so long as it's pay day on Friday.

 

[FPLOON]

It's not you, it's me.

But, it was me... because she was not in the closet last night...

 

[EilaliE]

Yesterday I was abducted by aliens.