Blatant Lies

[FPLOON]

I just invented super bees and have unleashed them into the wild.

DAMMIT! I live in the wild, you rapscallion!

*laughs evily for twenty minutes* Your doom shall go just as planned! *laughs menacingly for an hour*

...Did you forget to breath or something? How can you laugh without breathing?!

 

[Fijiman]

It's quite simple, for you see, I breath though my belly button!

 

[EilaliE]

It's quite simple, for you see, I breath though my belly button!

Damn, you'll have to tell me your secret. I've always wanted to do that!

 

[SirDerpy]

It's quite simple, for you see, I breath though my belly button!

Damn, you'll have to tell me your secret. I've always wanted to do that!

You don't know how? It's pretty simple, but you're going to need several barrels of pickles to start with.

 

[Fijiman]

It's quite simple, for you see, I breath though my belly button!

Damn, you'll have to tell me your secret. I've always wanted to do that!

Don't listen to those sillies. The real secret is to not breath though your nose and mouth while at the same time avoiding breathing though your ears and ass. You may require the use of a beaver, three cantaloups, one square foot of chicken wire, and a few natural sponges at first but you'll get the hang of it in no time.

 

[Barbas]

Roosters make an excellent paratrooper force.

 

[EilaliE]

It's quite simple, for you see, I breath though my belly button!

Damn, you'll have to tell me your secret. I've always wanted to do that!

Don't listen to those sillies. The real secret is to not breath though your nose and mouth while at the same time avoiding breathing though your ears and ass. You may require the use of a beaver, three cantaloups, one square foot of chicken wire, and a few natural sponges at first but you'll get the hang of it in no time.

Hm, I'm quite unsure now. So for the sake of it, I'll try everything you guys adviced me to do.

 

[Fijiman]

Roosters make an excellent paratrooper force.

But of course. They make terrible Marines though, but we have walruses for that.

 

[FPLOON]

I keep forgetting to watch the "new" season of Total Drama...

 

[SirDerpy]

I keep forgetting to watch the "new" season of Total Drama...

There is no cow level new season. It's all reruns. ALL OF THEM.

 

[dalek sec]

Haven't been playing the hell out of Borderlands as of late.

 

[Fijiman]

I keep forgetting to watch the "new" season of Total Drama...

I've not been meaning to watch that either.

Haven't been playing the hell out of Borderlands as of late.

I haven't been playing the hell out of Borderlands 2.

 

[Barbas]

Haven't been playing the hell out of Borderlands as of late.

Terrible game. Vladof's the worst. The PhysX effects are bone, BONE I say!

 

[dalek sec]

Haven't been playing the hell out of Borderlands as of late.

Terrible game. Vladof's the worst. The PhysX effects are bone, BONE I say!

I don't have a bunch of orange class guns, or those awesome alien guns. I hate Maliwan and Jakobs guns.

 

[Barbas]

Haven't been playing the hell out of Borderlands as of late.

Terrible game. Vladof's the worst. The PhysX effects are bone, BONE I say!

I don't have a bunch of orange class guns, or those awesome alien guns. I hate Maliwan and Jakobs guns.

I hate the fact that they keep adding new ones in different colours and they all have different effects and I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT-

 

[dalek sec]

Haven't been playing the hell out of Borderlands as of late.

Terrible game. Vladof's the worst. The PhysX effects are bone, BONE I say!

I don't have a bunch of orange class guns, or those awesome alien guns. I hate Maliwan and Jakobs guns.

I hate the fact that they keep adding new ones in different colours and they all have different effects and I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT-

I'm so not dreading taking on that wormcrab....thing in the General Knoxx DLC.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I totally did not just play five hours of old-school Duke Nukem...

 

[EilaliE]

The page (electronic ID stuff) which will determine my future is working perfectly.

 

[FPLOON]

I keep forgetting to watch the "new" season of Total Drama...

There is no cow level new season. It's all reruns. ALL OF THEM.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

My life has no meaning now!

I keep forgetting to watch the "new" season of Total Drama...

I've not been meaning to watch that either.

I feel like you're not missing out on the first two episodes, at least... (That's where all of the suspense is kept, anyway...)

 

[Barbas]

The page (electronic ID stuff) which will determine my future is working perfectly.

I'm totally on board with that and know exactly how you feel!