Blatant Lies

[Bofus Teefus]

I am easily recognized by my rock-star hair.

 

[Fijiman]

I don't have permanent cowlicks of either side of my head.

 

[FPLOON]

I don't have permanent cowlicks of either side of my head.

I wish I didn't have a cowlick...

 

[Barbas]

I don't have permanent cowlicks of either side of my head.

I wish I didn't have a cowlick...

I wish I had a cow in my house.

 

[FPLOON]

I don't have permanent cowlicks of either side of my head.

I wish I didn't have a cowlick...

I wish I had a cow in my house.

The odds are in your favor for sure on that one...

 

[EilaliE]

My name is Odd.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

If I ever have kids, they'll all be named after amino acids. (Serine... Threonine... can call him Threo for short)

 

[EilaliE]

I would absolutely love to have 69 children.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Ever hear of The Seattle Seven? That was me.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm getting too old to have sex nowadays...

 

[Barbas]

Winter doesn't look appealing.

 

[Barbas]

I love R&P!

I love to mix the two!

 

[Barbas]

I love R&P!

I love to mix the two!

Bashing Christianity while making fun of Obama? Oh God, this makes me so HARD!

Oh crikey, I think I've got a stalk on!

 

[Fijiman]

I just invented super bees and have unleashed them into the wild.

 

[EilaliE]

I roll in dirt when it's hot.

 

[SirDerpy]

I've always wanted to ride a unicorn while blaring country music and eating a plate of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

 

[FPLOON]

I just invented super bees and have unleashed them into the wild.

DAMMIT! I live in the wild, you rapscallion!

 

[Barbas]

I've always wanted to ride a unicorn while blaring country music and eating a plate of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

You...I know you. We killed you! D:

 

[EilaliE]

I hugged a tree, because that's what everyone should do.

 

[Fijiman]

I just invented super bees and have unleashed them into the wild.

DAMMIT! I live in the wild, you rapscallion!

*laughs evily for twenty minutes* Your doom shall go just as planned! *laughs menacingly for an hour*

I've always wanted to ride a unicorn while blaring country music and eating a plate of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

You...I know you. We killed you! D:

No, your think of the other person with the word derp in their name that we killed last year. This guy is different.