Blatant Lies

[FPLOON]

I'm going to be late for Anthropology 101 today!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I friends with Kevin from Top 5 IRL

 

[FPLOON]

I set the world the fire... so that I can glow brighter than the sun...

 

[Barbas]

I managed to fix the timeline so everything's cool now. You all owe me and shit.

 

[EilaliE]

I posted yesterday.

 

[Fijiman]

I am the greatest person to ever live.

 

[FPLOON]

The call me The Negotiator... because I hate the debate team...

 

[EilaliE]

The time machine works!

 

[Fijiman]

I have just invented a tomato powered engine.

 

[EilaliE]

I have just invented a tomato powered engine.

I've discovered the formula for turning mud into gold.

 

[FPLOON]

No one should watch every Simpsons episode... not even the crappy-ass Simpsons movie...

 

[dalek sec]

I'm fast asleep.

 

[FPLOON]

My computer's the top of its class...

 

[Fijiman]

My computer's the top of its class...

I bet mine is even better than yours.

 

[FPLOON]

My computer's the top of its class...

I bet mine is even better than yours.

I doubt that to the highest degree!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I managed to fix the timeline so everything's cool now. You all owe me and shit.

I did not notice anything.

 

[Barbas]

I managed to fix the timeline so everything's cool now. You all owe me and shit.

I did not notice anything.

That's because your head's over here. Wow, you really did get shitfaced last night. O.O

*Pop*. Lemme just...whack it back in *thump, thump, thump*. There ya go, better than new!

 

[FPLOON]

I did not go through a "Rom-Com" phase in my life, in terms of movie-viewing experiences...

 

[Malbourne]

I whittled a boat out of the oldest redwood on the planet and then sailed straight through the Mojave Desert using nothing but my breath to power its sails.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't go through my Forum Game bookmarks.

You never do that.