Blatant Lies

[dalek sec]

I didn't get my wisdom teeth removed today.

 

[Rooster893]

I may or may not join a fraternity in the next couple of days.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not tired at all.

 

[TallanKhan]

Vaccinations are bad and give you head-exploding brain diseases.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm cooking bacon right now!

 

[Fijiman]

I've posted on the Escapist in the last 9 months.

I haven't wondered about your absence a few times.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm totally fast asleep right now.

 

[Barbas]

If you run really quickly into that wall, it'll teleport you to the secret water level.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

I've always liked water levels.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Liquorish Allsorts are delicious!

 

[Barbas]

I've always liked water levels.

I like the ones in a big sewer with temperamental steam pipes and broken walkways. Oh yeah, those are the best. Gimme those insta-deaths, you dirty, dirty game! Flying enemies? Sweet hot cookies and milk!

 

[Fijiman]

MY BUTT IS A NARWHAL MADE OF DIAMONDS AND PIXIE STIX!

 

[dalek sec]

I am the narwhal damnit!

 

[Rabbitboy]

I don't have any desire to find out how Narwhal meat tastes.

 

[dalek sec]

It's not crappy by us in terms of weather.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

The lady doth protest too much.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

The lady is not a tramp.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not feeling lazy today at all.

 

[Fijiman]

My hand is permanently stuck in my nose.

 

[dalek sec]

It's 88 degree's outside by me.