Blatant Lies

FPLOON

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I set the world the fire... so that I can glow brighter than the sun...
 

FPLOON

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No one should watch every Simpsons episode... not even the crappy-ass Simpsons movie...
 

Barbas

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Evil Smurf said:
Barbas said:
I managed to fix the timeline so everything's cool now. You all owe me and shit.
I did not notice anything.
That's because your head's over here. Wow, you really did get shitfaced last night. O.O

*Pop*. Lemme just...whack it back in *thump, thump, thump*. There ya go, better than new!
 

FPLOON

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I did not go through a "Rom-Com" phase in my life, in terms of movie-viewing experiences...
 

Malbourne

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I whittled a boat out of the oldest redwood on the planet and then sailed straight through the Mojave Desert using nothing but my breath to power its sails.