Blatant Lies

Barbas · Aug 30, 2014

It takes two to successfully plan and execute a Mars mission.

Malbourne · Aug 30, 2014

It takes twelve to make a baker's dozen.

SirDerpy · Aug 30, 2014

It takes seventeen to make the bed seem a bit crowded.

Fijiman · Aug 30, 2014

It takes a moose to see the flaw in seven dollars.

FPLOON · Aug 30, 2014

It takes a Fijiman to Malbourne a Barbas...

dalek sec · Aug 31, 2014

I have not entered a contest with another person at the local Games Workshop.

FPLOON · Aug 31, 2014

dalek sec said:
I have not entered a contest with another person at the local Games Workshop.

Regardless, I hope you lose... (Believe in the you that believes in me!)

EilaliE · Aug 31, 2014

I forgot what I was going to say.

Barbas · Aug 31, 2014

It's Thursday today and anyone who disagrees is clearly a witch.

FPLOON · Aug 31, 2014

Barbas said:
It's Thursday today and anyone who disagrees is clearly a witch.

But, I was a witch way before the agreement of the day being Thursday...

EilaliE · Aug 31, 2014

I've been following the white rabbit!

Headsprouter · Sep 1, 2014

My internet is not behaving like the QWOP guy.

This bag of Twix Mix doesn't make it any better...

Malbourne · Sep 1, 2014

EilaliE said:
I've been following the white rabbit!

It's probably a good idea to follow him down the rabbit hole. And whatever he may call his "rabbit hole," it's nothing nefarious.

FPLOON · Sep 1, 2014

Headsprouter said:
This bag of Twix Mix doesn't make it any better...

So, THAT'S where my bag of Snickers went...

SirDerpy · Sep 1, 2014

I haven't just spent the morning driving.

I have NASCAR-level talent at it.

Barbas · Sep 1, 2014

SirDerpy said:
I haven't just spent the morning driving.

I have NASCAR-level talent at it.

I can park a tank on a penny at 60mph.

FPLOON · Sep 1, 2014

Reading [books] on Labor Day is SO boooooooooring!

Fijiman · Sep 1, 2014

I AM A TANKING GOD!

Barbas · Sep 1, 2014

FPLOON said:
Reading [books] on Labor Day is SO boooooooooring!

We have not such things here.

Fijiman · Sep 1, 2014

Barbas doesn't need to take a bath.