Blatant Lies

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I don't need to take a bath with Barbas.

 

[Barbas]

I don't need to take a bath with Barbas.

You...I've seen you.

Let me see your face...you are the one from my dreams.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Barbas will survive this trip beneath the Imperial Prison.

 

[Headsprouter]

My sleep cycle's pretty normal.

And the Dark Brotherhood quest where you get to poop in that mouthy Dark Elf guy's mouth (it's not a metaphor) is the worst one.

 

[Fijiman]

Sheogorath should not be praised.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Clavicus Vile can always be trusted.

 

[Fijiman]

Your mother is to always be trusted.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I did not just get told and I am not going to go pout in the shame corner.

 

[FPLOON]

They told me my extra leg will grow back the next morning...

 

[SirDerpy]

I won the game.

 

[Fijiman]

I lost the game.

 

[Malbourne]

I rigged the game.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I built the scaffolding for the game.

 

[Fijiman]

I love my teammates in World of Tanks. They're almost never complete idiots or assholes.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I love your teammates in World of Tanks more. We are all getting ice cream right now.

 

[Barbas]

I survived my trip and am completely unchanged.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

You will not hold Arrakis hostage and become the emperor of the galaxy.

 

[Barbas]

I have no love for planets, galaxies or spice.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

The Spice must not flow. In fact, it all needs to stay where it is.

 

[FPLOON]

Patterns annoy the fuck out of me!