Blatant Lies

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't get a lot of weird customers at work.

I bet you have no stories.

There wasn't an old lady who came in to buy a magazine today. She didn't ask me out of the blue if I believe in Jesus and that there is a hell you can go to when you die. I told her that I do, and she didn't then call me a heathen and start to quote the Bible and tell me to read it. o.o

I knew that happened in Mars or the other planets close to you! o.o

Spoiler: Don't watch Kingsman

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

I wouldn't have slammed a shotgun down on the counter - business end toward her - then growled "If yew don't like Amerikee, yew can GEEYIT OOOOOUT!"

I won't keep that in mind if it happens again. xD

I knew that happened in Mars or the other planets close to you! o.o

Spoiler: Don't watch Kingsman

It's a pretty normal occurrence around these parts.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

SNIP

Martians are very religious.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Martians are very religious.

We are indeed. We don't have areas where religion stands pretty strong though, and I don't feel like there has been an increase in people being interested in healing and spiritualism and that kind of stuff over the past couple of years.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm so not hoping people will visit my new thread:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.872439-Hotel-Bill

 

[FPLOON]

It's the start of the countdown!

 

[dalek sec]

It's the final countdown!

 

[FPLOON]

We're on a Journey to Europe...

 

[dalek sec]

I've already been to Europe!

 

[Barbas]

I was in Turkey yesterday.

 

[FPLOON]

Every country's name is based on a great American hero...

 

[Barbas]

Every country's name is based on a great American hero...

...And that hero is Edison.

 

[FPLOON]

Every country's name is based on a great American hero...

...And that hero is Edison.

SC Edison to be less accurate... He was the Will Smith of John Steward of the Red Rangers...

 

[Barbas]

SC Edison to be less accurate... He was the Will Smith of John Steward of the Red Rangers...

...Second son of Faramir, son of Denethor, the last steward of Gondor.

 

[FPLOON]

SC Edison to be less accurate... He was the Will Smith of John Steward of the Red Rangers...

...Second son of Faramir, son of Denethor, the last steward of Gondor.

The King of Games, the King of Kong, and the Queen of Spades...

 

[Barbas]

The King of Games, the King of Kong, and the Queen of Spades...

New avatar sucks, bro. Can't stand it. Bleh.

 

[FPLOON]

New avatar sucks, bro. Can't stand it. Bleh.

Then, I won't be changing my title to fit it more properly! *slams door open*

 

[dalek sec]

The rapid weather change here isn't giving me a splitting headache.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I still have more cheese in the fridge.

 

[FPLOON]

There are squirrels in my pants...