Blatant Lies

[FPLOON]

Or the use of a good measuring stick for good measure...

I will also make sure to inhale several martinis and coke beforehand.

Just don't use the mentos that didn't come with the coke, though...

 

[Barbas]

Just don't use the mentos that didn't come with the coke, though...

I'm just going to play it by ear.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

I'm all about that bass.

 

[FPLOON]

Just don't use the mentos that didn't come with the coke, though...

I'm just going to play it by ear.

That's a deplorable idea...

I'm all about that bass.

No tremble?

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm just going to play it by ear.

That's a deplorable idea...

I'm all about that bass.

No tremble?

Nah, I'm on new meds now.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm just going to play it by ear.

That's a deplorable idea...

I'm all about that bass.

No tremble?

Nah, I'm on new meds now.

You must have all the right pills from all the right places, then...

 

[dalek sec]

Not busy reading at all tonight.

 

[FPLOON]

This isn't already an interesting week for me in the scheduling department...

 

[Barbas]

This isn't already an interesting week for me in the scheduling department...

If it makes you feel better, I've just accidentally splashed my tights. I'm going to have to wait until the department store closes before I can leave unnoticed.

 

[FPLOON]

This isn't already an interesting week for me in the scheduling department...

If it makes you feel better, I've just accidentally splashed my tights. I'm going to have to wait until the department store closes before I can leave unnoticed.

Sounds like a typical day at my job at Home Lowe's...

 

[Barbas]

Sounds like a typical day at my job at Home Lowe's...

Hey, I know that place. I did coke there once.

 

[FPLOON]

Sounds like a typical day at my job at Home Lowe's...

Hey, I know that place. I did coke there once.

So, that's what the Equalizer was referring to!

 

[Barbas]

So, that's what the Equalizer was referring to!

I gotta go do some more, hold on...

 

[FPLOON]

So, that's what the Equalizer was referring to!

I gotta go do some more, hold on...

Take you time... I got another shift on the marrow...

 

[Barbas]

Take you time... I got another shift on the marrow...

Coo'. Imma go ride dodongo ass.

 

[FPLOON]

Take you time... I got another shift on the marrow...

Coo'. Imma go ride dodongo ass.

That's my boy!

 

[Barbas]

That's my boy!

No, Lil' Jon is over there:

 

[FPLOON]

That's my boy!

No, Lil' Jon is over there:

But, he never left from here:

 

[Barbas]

But, he never left from here:

I'd rather wax my balls than listen to that again.

 

[FPLOON]

I'd rather wax my balls than listen to that again.

You're right... Lil Jon can't go with everything...