Blatant Lies

[FPLOON]

I hear that the mods have a quota

It's probably one ban per minute... or was it per second?

 

[Evil Smurf]

I hear that the mods have a quota

It's probably one ban per minute... or was it per second?

Per second what? Second breakfast?

 

[FPLOON]

I hear that the mods have a quota

It's probably one ban per minute... or was it per second?

Per second what? Second breakfast?

Not without that Third Breakfast attitude, it's not!

 

[Dalek Caan]

I'm not waiting for the sun to pass so the light is over my TV.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I hear that the mods have a quota

It's probably one ban per minute... or was it per second?

I thought they dealt in souls, not bans.

 

[FPLOON]

I hear that the mods have a quota

It's probably one ban per minute... or was it per second?

I thought they dealt in souls, not bans.

That's only if they didn't delve in the blood to become mods of the blood...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not hungry.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm not ready for Summer...

 

[Fijiman]

My pants are on fire.

 

[FPLOON]

My pants are on fire.

My roof is on fire, metaphorically speaking...

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not eating right now.

 

[FPLOON]

I did nothing productive, gaming wise, on Steam...

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm actually bees in a cat suit

 

[FPLOON]

I fell in love with a stripper...

 

[Barbas]

I buttered my butt and went gallivanting off to town, seeing as it was a Monday.

 

[FPLOON]

This isn't me commenting on my behalf...

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not buy a sandwich press.

 

[FPLOON]

It totally makes sense that the Blu-Ray/DVD commercials for the Sponge Out of Water movie to not mention Sandy at all...

 

[dalek sec]

I'm in the shower right now.

 

[Barbas]

I've done a crime in my pants.