Blatant Lies

[FPLOON]

Fun-size is a scientifically approved term.

So is Unfun-size, which is my favorite size of all time...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not reheating pizza in an oven.

 

[FPLOON]

San Andreas was a terrible video game...

 

[Barbas]

Thread loads just fine for me; I'm using Steamworks.

 

[FPLOON]

My computer's as fast as a forum post...

 

[dalek sec]

I don't have a pounding headache once again.

 

[FPLOON]

I have been making summer puns all day...

 

[dalek sec]

I totally know how much work you need to do to gear up against the Dark Aeons.

(thank god I have the same strategy guide for it)

 

[Headsprouter]

All bunnies are sensible. You'll never see one refuse to take cover from rain.

Drying them afterwards leaves no opportunity for cuteness, sadly.

 

[FPLOON]

Call my therapist and tell him that our dinner date has been moved to next Thursday...

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not looking for phantom cat poo

 

[FPLOON]

I am a kid and a squid...

 

[Fijiman]

I am Zangief.

 

[FPLOON]

^Bad guy...

 

[dalek sec]

It's time for bacon!

 

[FPLOON]

I ain't gonna be at Disneyland all day!

 

[dalek sec]

I am MacGyver!

 

[FPLOON]

I am MacGyver!

I thought you were MacGruber!

 

[dalek sec]

I am MacGyver!

I thought you were MacGruber!

Nope, I am MacGyver!

 

[FPLOON]

I am MacGyver!

I thought you were MacGruber!

Nope, I am MacGyver!

Then, I hate you, MacGruber! *slaps MacGyver in the MacGruber*