Blatant Lies

[FPLOON]

You can escape death after you die...

 

[Fijiman]

I did not finally finish a book that I totally didn't start reading back in February of last year.

 

[FPLOON]

I putting this comment you're not reading right now on my mantle next to the fireplace...

 

[Headsprouter]

I can handle these feels.

 

[Dalek Caan]

You can handle the truth.

 

[dalek sec]

I regret everything!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

[HEADING=2]EVERYBODY IGNORE THIS[/HEADING]

I did not make a user group that is is fun and addicting. I want everyone to avoid it forever.

You can't find it here. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Cyanide-Happiness-Club]

[HEADING=2]KEEP JUDGING ME[/HEADING]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

That didn't take a long time to write up.

*Totally not a boop*

 

[FPLOON]

I live next door to a screaming goat...

 

[dalek sec]

I don't want "Lego Jurassic World" at all.

 

[FPLOON]

I don't want "Lego Jurassic World" at all.

I bought two copies of that particular game...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I have never posted in this thread.

 

[FPLOON]

I tried to teach someone how to Dougie... They surpassed me by dragon's fire...

 

[Headsprouter]

I readily accept that I can't always have this username.

 

[FPLOON]

I readily accept that I can't always have this username.

I honestly don't even like your current username...

 

[FPLOON]

I'm not currently sprouting a head as we speak...

You've goat to be kidding me! I want to do that!

 

[FPLOON]

I trust you... with my drumstick...

 

[dalek sec]

I fight for the users!