Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

Flossing is a fun game.

 

[Neonbob]

I am always posting on this site.

 

[dalek sec]

"Jurassic World" was horrible.

 

[FPLOON]

I never abuse my free weekends with HBO...

 

[dalek sec]

I didn't finish putting a Ghost Ark together for my necron army.

 

[Barbas]

I didn't finish putting a Ghost Ark together for my necron army.

Necrons don't have an interesting motif.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm leaving the Escapist.

 

[Barbas]

My face is my shield.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You have no face and I should scream.

 

[Barbas]

I have no feet and I'm a seal.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I need more malk in my life.

 

[Barbas]

I need more monkey hairs in my sinuses.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I need another wedgie sir.

 

[Barbas]

I need another wedgie sir.

Gladly provided. I also put sugar in your shoes to attract ants.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Barbas doesn't remind me of me.

 

[Fijiman]

I shall feast upon my foot.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm in the shower right now.

 

[FPLOON]

I did not just use a random post to keep track of my movie-viewing habits over the past 4 days...

Also, A Deadly Adoption, upon reflection, was the movie I shouldn't have missed out on...

 

[Barbas]

Barbas doesn't remind me of me.

Redlin reminds me of the lady who runs the bakery down the road - the one who accidentally microwaved her cat for a minute and made its legs like linguine.