Blatant Lies

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not a ball of awkward and failure socially right now. <.<

 

[Barbas]

I'm not a ball of awkward and failure socially right now. <.<

I've never shat myself in a museum.

 

[FPLOON]

I forgot what this thread is all about...

 

[dalek sec]

Not posting here anymore!

 

[FPLOON]

I'm not a clever pony...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have no mosquito bites that itch. I have no mosquito bites that itch.

*can stop scratching anytime he wants*

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I am a great cook!

 

[FPLOON]

I popped your cherry! And ate your nuts!

 

[dalek sec]

I don't have Sailor Moon R on dvd now.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This summer is going splendidly. <.<

 

[Brownie80]

I totally did not throw up in a hotel room in another country.

 

[FPLOON]

I don't give a shit about the latest episode of the Sonic Boom TV show not recording on my DVR...

 

[Barbas]

This summer is going splendidly. <.<

I think this boring story will annoy you further: We went to Vietnam on a history trip once and they let us fire M60s and AK47s, because the last group didn't get in any trouble for it at all. This wasn't when I was about 13-ish.

 

[FPLOON]

I can change your fate... without no warning...

 

[Barbas]

There's a bat in the ceiling corner.

 

[dalek sec]

It's not grossly hot out at all by me.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm actually bees

 

[FPLOON]

I am pancake!

 

[FPLOON]

Spoiler: 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555

I'm done with this site, goodbye forever.

For real, I'm finished.

And before I go, don't enjoy John Oliver. He sucks:


[sub][small][small][small]Totally not going to take this time out to concentrate on writing, making money, preparing for September. <.<[/small][/small][/small][/sub]

Spoiler: So, that's the number for the Canadian Emergency hotline!

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Wbw5p52RDWs/hqdefault.jpg

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

I once was able to walk into a nuclear testing facility and walk out with schematics for an experimental weapon that could decimate humanity... or maybe it was the warranty for a coffee maker... and an AT&T building.