Blatant Lies

[FPLOON]

That's what she said!

 

[Barbas]

I am the floor.

 

[Dalek Caan]

I graduated Dalek School with honours.

 

[Barbas]

I am the claw.

 

[FPLOON]

I lost 100% of my virginity...

 

[Barbas]

I am the spore.

 

[Barbas]

I am the war.

 

[FPLOON]

Call me "Maybe"...

 

[Barbas]

I am the maw.

 

[FPLOON]

I don't know shit about the Turtle Nation...

 

[Barbas]

I am the craw.

 

[Dalek Caan]

I am not getting tired of that joke.

 

[Barbas]

I am not getting tired of that joke.

That's unfortunate, because I am the...S.M.A.W.

I'm not running out of ideas any time soon.

 

[Brownie80]

I am a potsticker.

 

[FPLOON]

I am the joke!

 

[Barbas]

I can pick up spoons using only my tongue.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not watching Sailor Moon R right now.

Edit: Oooh, 11,1ooth post

 

[Barbas]

I'm not watching Sailor Moon R right now.

Edit: Oooh, 11,1ooth post

Never heard of it. Never seen it. Never got that out east where I lived. Never got Doraemon either, which was about as entertaining as sitting in a toilet hole and getting shitty balls.

 

[Albino Boo]

I deeply care about your opinions because I'm a warm caring individual

 

[Barbas]

That dude above me has a better avatar.