Blatant Lies

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I am a banana tree.

 

[Barbas]

I'm sporkticklus!

 

[FPLOON]

What's an eggplant?

 

[Barbas]

What's an eggplant?

I am.

 

[Albino Boo]

Aubergine is not the correct name for an eggplant.

 

[Barbas]

I wish I had more anchovies.

 

[Headsprouter]

It's me, your brother.

 

[Barbas]

I have returned from the dinosaur war.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I was removed from the community for a very naughty post.

 

[FPLOON]

What's an eggplant?

I am.

I did not know that...

I was removed from the community for a very naughty post.

For shame...

 

[Barbas]

Ahhhhh, I pood! :<

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I eat Forum Hamsters.

 

[Albino Boo]

I have made all pokemon extinct

 

[FPLOON]

I remembered the Dudley Do-Right movie...

 

[Albino Boo]

FPLOON is not a weirdo

 

[Barbas]

I'm siblings with Sporkticklus.

 

[Albino Boo]

You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
When I met you
I picked you out, I shook you up
And turned you around
Turned you into someone new
Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now
And I can put you back down too.

 

[FPLOON]

FPLOON is not a weirdo

I disagree, glob dammit!

OT: I will suck your thumb for a nominal fee...