Blatant Lies

[Albino Boo]

I could have been a contender

 

[Barbas]

I could have been a dachshund.

 

[Albino Boo]

I am the dog emperor of Croydon

 

[FPLOON]

Bob is the useful character in the children sitcom...

 

[Barbas]

I have a hedgehog farm in a box under my bed.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I a not at all thoroughly annoyed with my crappy internet that keeps cutting out constantly.

 

[Barbas]

I a not at all thoroughly annoyed with my crappy internet that keeps cutting out constantly.

You know what I like to do? Take a straw, lean over your internet router and slurp up all the megabytes.

I....eat...your...megabytes!

 

[Albino Boo]

Pressing the reset button fixes everything

 

[Barbas]

Pressing the fix button resets nothing.

 

[FPLOON]

I guess you can say I'm the Mourning Joe...

 

[Fijiman]

I've been in this thread recently. I also don't wish my computer would work properly.

 

[FPLOON]

I left my phone number in another pants pocket...

 

[Barbas]

I can see the whole thread.

 

[FPLOON]

Beat the boss by flossing their teeth...

 

[Barbas]

I know this one. It's blue.

 

[Barbas]

You can't be, because I shot you in a cinema.

 

[FPLOON]

That cinema's portrayal of Hamlet vs The Vampires wasn't interesting in the slightest before the shooting...