Blatant Lies

[FPLOON]

Your name is Patrick, though...

But I just had it changed last week by the vicar.

Why did some tell me, then?

 

[Barbas]

Why did some tell me, then?

*Gasp* Goblin wizardry!

 

[dalek sec]

Haven't been busy grinding in "Splatoon" once again.

 

[Barbas]

I'm considering getting a labrador.

 

[dalek sec]

So busy cleaning my room right now.

 

[Barbas]

I think I'd better rush over and lend a hand with that.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm filling this room with bee gass

 

[FPLOON]

Why did some tell me, then?

*Gasp* Goblin wizardry!

Nice sword...

 

[Barbas]

Nice sword...

My breadstick's still in first place, though.

I'm filling this room with bee gass

I'd rather you filled it WID DAT ASS!

 

[FPLOON]

I'm golden like your PS4...

 

[Twintix]

I love middle schoolers.

They are such well-mannered creatures who don't leave huge messes in the bathrooms on purpose. I mean, anybody can leave huge piles of paper towels everywhere but in the trash can by accident, right? And they certainly don't leave their dishes everywhere, either. They take them to the dish room like I ask them to so that I don't have to run around and carry their dirty dishes around when I should be cleaning. The teachers don't do this either.

And middle school girls are the best; They don't scream over every little thing and certainly don't need everyone to have their eyes on them every waking hour of every day.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm going nuclear baby!

 

[Barbas]

I love middle schoolers.

They are such well-mannered creatures who don't leave huge messes in the bathrooms on purpose. I mean, anybody can leave huge piles of paper towels everywhere but in the trash can by accident, right? And they certainly don't leave their dishes everywhere, either. They take them to the dish room like I ask them to so that I don't have to run around and carry their dirty dishes around when I should be cleaning. The teachers don't do this either.

And middle school girls are the best; They don't scream over every little thing and certainly don't need everyone to have their eyes on them every waking hour of every day.

I'd never hit a middle-schooler, or force-feed them their phone.

 

[FPLOON]

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I can never relate to a single thing this user is saying... So, here's a Mexican Taco!
https://svpow.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/taco.jpg

 

[Barbas]

That taco keeps looking at my owl funny.

 

[FPLOON]

I star in Hone Alone 8...

 

[Barbas]

I star in Hone Alone 8...

I saw that movie. Audrey Hepburn was a revelation; it was a shame she was impaled by that tree branch.

 

[FPLOON]

I star in Hone Alone 8...

I saw that movie. Audrey Hepburn was a revelation; it was a shame she was impaled by that tree branch.

Fun Fact: That wasn't a stunt double throughout that whole scene...

 

[Barbas]

My chills are multiplying again.

 

[dalek sec]

I didn't get second place again in "Armies on Parade".