Blatant Lies

[FPLOON]

I star in Hone Alone 8...

I saw that movie. Audrey Hepburn was a revelation; it was a shame she was impaled by that tree branch.

Fun Fact: That wasn't a stunt double throughout that whole scene...

 

[Barbas]

My chills are multiplying again.

 

[dalek sec]

I didn't get second place again in "Armies on Parade".

 

[FPLOON]

I miss another new episode of King of Queens...

 

[Barbas]

KF2 doesn't have a compelling soundtrack.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I have been here the whole time.

 

[Barbas]

I was cheesed last night.

 

[FPLOON]

I voted yesterday!

 

[Barbas]

That was a great game of football.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm early...

 

[Barbas]

I find myself fascinated by The Beano.

 

[FPLOON]

There isn't a third breakfast...

 

[Barbas]

Tom Hanks doesn't deserve our respect.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm watching you...

 

[dalek sec]

I'm fast asleep right now.

 

[Barbas]

Not rocking, just coding.

 

[FPLOON]

It's been a productive morning...

 

[Barbas]

I have been known to dress up vegetables in costumes.

 

[FPLOON]

There is only one kind of preference...

 

[dalek sec]

Not wondering at all what I should do today.