Blatant Lies

[Dr.Susse]

I'm gonna be around so much!

That's great, because there are so many Australians in my life!

Luckily that there is no poison or poisonous animals around to kill us off.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm gonna be around so much!

That's great, because there are so many Australians in my life!

Luckily that there is no poison or poisonous animals around to kill us off.

That wouldn't be terrifying at all. You're lucky such excitement is irrelevant.

 

[KissingSunlight]

People are smart and caring.

 

[MyLoveForYouIsATruck]

I am well established and popular on the escapist.

 

[Fijiman]

I can see you. You should probably put some pants on.

 

[EilaliE]

Donald Trump is my spirit animal.

 

[Fijiman]

I love waking up before the sun comes up due to tooth pain.

 

[EilaliE]

I love waking up before the sun comes up due to tooth pain.

Let me lend you a hand, mate. I want to pull the tooth out for you.

 

[KissingSunlight]

You can do what ever you want. You have to believe hard enough.

 

[Barbas]

I love waking up before the sun comes up due to tooth pain.

You know what I dig? That squishy feeling you get when you run your tongue over the gory socket where a pulled tooth used to be.

 

[Fijiman]

Bears make great sheep.

 

[Barbas]

Clowns make great companions.

 

[Barbas]

I love vomiting so hard that some of it comes out your nose. And your eyes, too, judging by the feeling.

 

[Dr.Susse]

When you wake up in the morning and hear the work bell ring.
It's a good start to the day.

 

[Barbas]

I stabbed myself in the chest yesterday, just for a change.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am a fish.