Blatant Lies

[Dr.Susse]

Three years ago I hired a horn section to score my every waking moment.

 

[Living_Brain]

The only thing that helps me sleep at night is knowing that people will die eventually

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm unsober.

 

[Neonbob]

I don't wish that I could get away with assault.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Words mean nothing.

 

[Neonbob]

It's not a little thrilling to see the page count right there at 1k.

 

[Living_Brain]

Razors can't even cut through skin. Especially my skin. Don't be careful around knives kids

 

[Dr.Susse]

I am the very major model of a modern major Dubstep DJ

 

[Fijiman]

I am the ultimate waffle.

 

[Neonbob]

We haven't been at this for way too long.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My back never hurts!

 

[Dr.Susse]

240V to a 24V led goes better than you'd think!

 

[Neonbob]

I don't dream about a new car.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm a certified electrician.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The Escapist is dead. Run.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I give it a month.

 

[Living_Brain]

I didn't come back from a weekend trip to Atlanta. And if I did such a thing, it certainly wouldn't be for the ELEAGUE csgo tournament, and I would never even *dream* of driving 13 hours to get there and again back.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

We won't hit 1000.

 

[Living_Brain]

I'm glad you think that. 1000 is impossible.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Inching ever further away.