Blatant Lies

[Neonbob]

I don't have aches.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I've never liked fairies.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I would not like to have a pet Griffin.

There is nothing awesome or majestic about this mythical creature.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I don't regret not buying an awesome fairy poster when I was in middle school.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

SNIP

YOUR AVATAR IS THE SAME!

 

[Eumersian]

I am polite to women on the internet.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not getting drunk.

 

[Eumersian]

Redlin5 will not be hungover tomorrow.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm very, very homosexual right now.

 

[Eumersian]

Redlin5 is very, very heterosexual when drunk.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Eumersian knows all.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I Running away D:

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I Running away D:

I don't need to add you on skype.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Smoking killed my father... and raped my mother

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Drinking is healthy.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not a fool.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Somebody once told me the world is gonna owe me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm very clever.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I didn't just find out that Susse means Sweetie in German.

OFF TOPIC: It really does.

[small]EDIT: Wait that means I did an unintentional multilingual pun. Dam I?m good[/small]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Dr.Susse doesn't blow my mind.